My grandma sends me some damn good e-mails!!!


If you are ready for the adventure of a lifetime, TRY THIS.



- Enter Mexico illegally. Never mind immigration quotas, visas, international
law, or any of that nonsense.


- Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical care
for you and your entire family.

- Demand bilingual nurses and doctors.

- Demand free bilingual local government forms, bulletins, etc. Procreate
abundantly.

- Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible reproductive behavior
with, "It is a cultural U.S.A. thing. You would not understand, pal."

- Keep your American identity s! ! trong. Fly Old Glory from your rooftop, or
proudly display it in your front window or on your car bumper.

- Speak only English at home and in public and insist that your children
do likewise.

- Demand classes on American culture in the Mexican school system.

- Demand a local Mexican driver license. This will afford other legal rights
and will go far to legitimize your unauthorized, illegal, presence in Mexico.



- Drive around with no liability insurance and ignore local traffic laws.

- Insist that local Mexican law enforcement teach English to all its officers.


Good luck! You'll be demanding for the rest of time or soon dead. Because
it will never happen. ! It will! not happen in Mexico or any other country in the world
except right here in the United States. Land of the naive!