A guy's tale

The Story of My Life

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I
decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time And threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She
was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life
became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some
excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with
her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She
Was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided
To find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet
Planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she
divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am now older and wiser, and JUST looking for a girl with big
****.

 

 

I know all them same girls

 

Especially the last one, who's in your avatar

 

Those arent ****.. They looks like two watermelons swingin in a pair of panty hose...