An e-mail joke from Grandma....
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An e-mail joke from Grandma....
No joke.. My grandma sent me this.. God I love my grandparents..... 
Retirement Planning... If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling price, you would have $214.00. Based on th! e above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. It's called the 401-Keg Plan.
Retirement Planning... If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling price, you would have $214.00. Based on th! e above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. It's called the 401-Keg Plan.
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Re: An e-mail joke from Grandma....
Whens the last time you guys were able to ride? It's been snowing for a while I'm guessing? Tons of people have been coming down to Florida just to ride at Lakeland Dragstrip lately. The 85 degree weather wont last forever so hurry it up! lol
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