DETROIT IS THE FATTEST CITY IN AMERICA!! CONGRATULATIONS YOU FAT BASTARDS!!

Actually, I've been seeing some discrepencys with the reports over who's fatter, houston or detroit. But don't get your hopes up, at best Detroit is only the 3rd fattest city in america :YEAH

http://www.mensfitness.com/rankings/200
http://www.cnn.com/2005/HEALTH/diet.....ap/index.html
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,143460,00.html

 

thanks to all our lovely fast food restaurants on every corner...

 

Thai food and Mongolian BBQ are my fast foods....I hate the "big three".....greasy ****

 

Just heard we lost this title to Houston....

 

If Detroiters were skinny, we'd be out earning Flint's crime rating..sometimes being fat and lazy is a good thing

 

A man goes into a lawyer's office and says, "I heard people have sued the tobacco companies for giving them lung cancer, and McDonald's for making them fat."** The lawyer says, "Yes, that's true."

The man says, "Well, I'm interested in suing too."

The lawyer says, "Okay, McDonald's, or the tobacco companies?"

The man says,
"Neither I'm suing Budweiser for all the ugly people I've slept with."*

 

 

You ain't got nutt'n on us biatch!