poor kitty
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From: sterling hts
poor kitty
Poor Kitty!!~~
"My sister-in law is from Oklahoma and has a slight accent. She has cats and when she lived in the south she would take them to the groomers and have what is called a Line Cut. To her a line cut is when all of the fur hanging down below the cat's tummy is taken off (because it gets matted or snarled).
When she moved to Chicago with my brother, one of the cats fur got all tangled up during the move so she took it in for a line cut. She was quite surprised when she heard the price, as it was twice as much as it was down south. She confirmed with the groomer that he understood what a line cut was and he said, "yes, I know what a LION cut is." It seems her accent came out sounding like LION not LINE and this is how her cat was returned to her.
She cried for a week...but not as much as the cat.
It was November in Chicago and the cat needed all the fur it had.
Gas in car to go to groomers $4.50
Cat car carrier $32.99
Grooming fee $80.00
Getting the look from one seriously pissed off cat: Priceless!
"My sister-in law is from Oklahoma and has a slight accent. She has cats and when she lived in the south she would take them to the groomers and have what is called a Line Cut. To her a line cut is when all of the fur hanging down below the cat's tummy is taken off (because it gets matted or snarled).
When she moved to Chicago with my brother, one of the cats fur got all tangled up during the move so she took it in for a line cut. She was quite surprised when she heard the price, as it was twice as much as it was down south. She confirmed with the groomer that he understood what a line cut was and he said, "yes, I know what a LION cut is." It seems her accent came out sounding like LION not LINE and this is how her cat was returned to her.
She cried for a week...but not as much as the cat.
It was November in Chicago and the cat needed all the fur it had.
Gas in car to go to groomers $4.50
Cat car carrier $32.99
Grooming fee $80.00
Getting the look from one seriously pissed off cat: Priceless!
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try and take it back dsr bitches lmao....................... x-rated told me at the party that i can have his name too lmao seriously if u would rather ill go find my own cat shave him down and take a picture i just cant guarantee i wont get aroused while doin said shaving job!!!!!!!
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From: Detroit
Originally posted by sclevela
try and take it back dsr bitches lmao....................... x-rated told me at the party that i can have his name too lmao seriously if u would rather ill go find my own cat shave him down and take a picture i just cant guarantee i wont get aroused while doin said shaving job!!!!!!!
try and take it back dsr bitches lmao....................... x-rated told me at the party that i can have his name too lmao seriously if u would rather ill go find my own cat shave him down and take a picture i just cant guarantee i wont get aroused while doin said shaving job!!!!!!!
ahhhhh ah aha hah a too funny
it is a very arousing thing to do i must say "in a cramer voice"
