I have been bartending for a while. I guess I have never paid attention to drunk people because I am surrounded by them ALL the time. Here lately I ahve been paying a little more attention to some of my drunken regulars and find it entertaining. I have this one girl that always comes and basically PUTS her ***** on the bar. I guess that might work somewhere there is a male bartender but with me I might ignore her a little longer when I am busy just because she puts her ***** on the bar and leans over so that they might just fall out at any moment I had an OLDER lady that thinks she's 20 and late night when she gets drunk she tries to get on the bar. She tried close to close last night. You can pick out the slutty ones EASY. ONE BEER and they are even more slutty than normal. You can watch the same girls go home with a different dude every night Then I have this ONE old perv guy. He hits on everything that walks and pretty much grosses out any girl he talks to. I have a few alcoholics but what bar doesn't. There is a couple that I HATE waiting on .. they rack up 2-300 dollar bill and never tip. The girl is about a foot taller than the bf and she always pays for everything and he has little man syndrome. Then there is a rather large group of older women that LOVE to hit on my manager that closes with me on Fridays. He is a good looking guy. They basically come in and offer themselves on a platter for the most part, talking dirty and I mean DIRTY to him across the bar. Its funny...

sorry I just needed to type out a little rant. It was a long night last night!

 

sounds like a great place to me

 

sing it with me kids


*i love this bar, its my kinda place

 

I here ya there............ i've been bartending way too long!!!!!!!!!! it was crazy there was a wedding party in on this last friday night and this lady who was about 25 i would say was trying to get me to come back to here hotel with her because her the guy she came with was passed out!!!!!!!!!!!!! people are phuckin crazy........ and then people wonder why I drink so much blackness is my witness to the whole ordeal!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I worked at O'leary's when I went to MSUM. HAHAHAHA Great times!

Hopefully when I go back to school next year at MSUM I can get that job back!

 

I treid giving him a twenty spot to go to the hotel with the drunk girls but I couldnt convince him.

 

I cant believe you didnt got with her to the hotel!! lol

Well Sunday Funday for me.. I decided to be the drunk one and I might have danced on a bar but I kicked some *** in horseshoes... it was a good time!

 

I bartended for 3 years and wow, what a scene. I loved the fights, nothing beats a straight up bar brawl! Its hard to go from working in the "service industry" to working in "corporate america". I enjoyed being able to tell people how I really felt about them, (or their drinks) without worrying about getting fired. The money is also great!

 

my girlyfriend would have frowned apon that i think!!!!!!!!!!!

 

haha well you didnt mention that part... definately a good reason not to have slipped back to the hotel!

 

ok that makes it ok that you didn't go .because i was thinking drunk 25 year olds inviting you to there hotel was a good thing

 

but a real pimp would have brought the girfeind along...lol

 

TRUTH

 

I tried to bribe him with cash to go to the hotel, but I guess money is nothing compared to Smoley's LOVE for his new lady

 

now i cant tell is this is a good wingman move or not

shoulda just took his spot on the bed, for either decision he made

 

I would have if I was single, but Im engaged and she was with me

 

again i say bring the girlfreind

 

aaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwww

 

+ a video camera

 

word!!!!