the night I had tonight and how I almost knocked some D-Bag out... I'll let Kerns fill in the blanks. This is good...!!!!

 

Ok, so here is my drunken rant thread . It all starts out with me forgetting my wallet at work . I get it on my bike and then roll over to the bar ..... We (Steve --2nutscrew-- and others) all get drunk and decide it is time to go home..... Well, none of us can ride a motorcycle at this point so we decide that it is time to push my bike home. Somehow it was decided that I should ride highchair while Steve pushes the bike. It turns out that i cant keep the bars straight and the bike falls over every 15-20 feet. I think it went down about 10 times before we figured out that I suck at riding highchair when drink.

Soooo... all of a sudden this d-bag walks up seeing my bike on the ground and says "An 05 GSXR, that thing us slower than ****. My 03 R6 is faster than that. It is the fastest bike in minnesota." Hmmmm, can we say bull ****. So Steven and I proceed to ***** at this son-of-a-***** and tell him he is a d-bag who cant ride worth ****. We tell him to show up at a lot and prove his ****. He tells us that he isnt stupid and doesnt wear out his bike by using the clutch in wheelies. We laugh at his sorry ***. Then the fight starts. Steve cold ****s him in the jaw and I knee him in the gut as he goes down. The dude curls up and starts crying at this point. Mother-fu(ker we yell at him. You will use your clutch or we will continue to beat you wahahahahah.

The point of this thread is that yes, I understand that there are better riders out there than me, but I am sick an tired of these ****y biatches that think that they are the greatest riders in the world that dont know **** and can only talk ****. Gain some humility realize that you arnt the ****. I know I am not and that I have a lot to learn.

P.S. we did not beat the crap out of the d-bag. I thought it sounded good in the story. We just verbally abused him until his self-esteem was dropped down a few points. Oh, the rest of the story is true.

 

lol to funny

 

hahaha wish i was there to see the bike fall!

 

I stabbed that guy though...right after you left...He said he didn't use the front brake lever for stoppies!

Flip

 

You boys are funny.

 

I dont wanna knock r6 riders cuz there are some that are cool as hell but, i hate that they all think they have the badass bike and they are gonna be original and get a blue and white one. they are nice but man wtf.

 

I thought I had a fast R6 until I raced goose with his and Jeremy with is 600RR. I figured out COILS where really bad. Had them replaced and I'm adding some stuff to her. IT WILL BE READY HOPEFULLY THIS WEEK FOR REMATCHES WITH BOTH!

 

Yea, I don't like to rip people either, but some I know or knew that had the R6 thought it was the **** and some of them are. But why is it, most of them have to stick $$$$ into them to make them fast??
When I had Brad from "Two Bee's Tuning" tune my bike I would blast alot of bikes with no $$$$ stuck into mine. hmmmmm
Maybe it was because I had a good person working on my bike

 

Yeah, I get a lot of people talking that they have this bike and that and blah blah blah. Then they start talking s*** about my bike and how messed up it is. It's gay!

Second, I am sure all of you have had the one that pisses me off the most. Senario: Ride to the bar, club, mall where ever, you walk in. Walking around with your jacket on(not cuz you are flaunting you have a bike, but cuz its your jacket) and a hundred people grab you and ask: "Did you ride tonight?" I just want to drop them right there or atleast give them a "Here's your sign!" Some people are just dumb!

 

oh yeah? well I took off my decals for wieght reduction thats worth 10+hp
and then put on some CRG shorty levers for another 5+hp then ... well the rest is secret.... im supa fast now

 

Well,I had the quickest R6 in Ga!!!!

The quickest to blow up,quickest to break the frame,quickest to break the rearsets,quickest to break the subframe..........


****,didn't even have to use the throttle to whoolie. :YEAH



BTW,it was red.


With weight reducing speed holes drilled into the tank.

 

I painted my bike spray can flat black, that has to be atleast 5hp. Then you get to the KAWASAKI sticker on the swingarm that is half scrapped off for another 5hp.

 

Kern you guys gotta call me when u Go , I can
ha ah ha ha

 

theres a lot of tools like that guy out'n about at bar close...I myself have had to verbally abuse several into submission on a number of occasions.

 

I have a 6 and I hate it. Anyone wanna trade

 

sounds like the guy was a *** and wanted to start **** anyway, you should have beat him till he wasent contious then put a clutch lever on his body with a note "use this next time you F*CKIN *******"

 

I love YAMAHA's! My R6 is going to rock when it runs. STUPID COILS.

I KNOW ONE THING MY R1 IS EXTREMELY FAST! Ask a few guys at SA they will know what I'm talking about!

 

OH I couldn't beat his ***, he was half the size of me. It was entertaining for about 10mins, then he just started spouting off **** about stunting, and he failed a view simple questions, then I stopped walking and told him "to walk away from me RIGHT now!" he continued to spout out **** about his r6, and I told him for the last time to walk away before I knock you out. Its pretty funny to watch people jump back a few feet, and the terror in their eyes. We did some pretty sweet tandem stunt thou. Highchair rear sketch was good for about 6ft. I think our longest trick was 10ft. before we both went crashing to the ground. God we're a good time!!!

 

Hahahaha I forgot about you sketching off the back!! We has that **** on lock. I think if I know how to go straight we could go for 15 feet.