jay6 and i were pming each other and decided since we're bored we will pick on Vjay and those associated with him so here we go,

how many vertical outlaws can you sit on 1 bar stool?





4 turn the stool upside down

 

OMG that is so funny..... kinda like watchin you chase a sheep around for pleasure, and wearing your officer uniform thinkin the sheep will be impresssed.


at least you could have come up with a more original joke


ASSCLOWN


why did Ryan cross the road?













cause the homo was on the other side

 

Yeah Ry you can do better than that

 

And I Though it was becuase his dik was stuck in the chicken?

 

 

ok here we go

Jay6, Vjay, and Ryan are at a parking yard bragging about their fathers. Jay6 says, "My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, they give him $50."

Vjay says, "That's nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a song, they give him $100."

Ryan says: "Well my dad scribbles your dads names on paper, ***** on it, and it\'s PRICELESS! "

 

you got me good you fu<b></b>cker

 

I just found this and it's ****ing halarious

Big Game Hunter

The big game hunter walked in the bar and bragged to everyone about his hunting skills. The man was undoubtedly a good shot and no one could dispute that. But then he said that they could blindfold him and he would recognize any animal's skin from its feel, and if he could locate the bullet hole he would even tell them what calibre the bullet was that killed the animal. The hunter said that he was willing to prove it if they would put up the drinks, and so the bet was on. They blindfolded him carefully and took him to his first animal skin. After feeling it for a few moments, he announced "Bear." Then he felt the bullet hole and declared, "Shot with a .308 rifle." He was right.
They brought him another skin, one that someone had in their car trunk. He took a bit longer this time and then said, "Elk, Shot with a 7mm Mag rifle. He was right again.
Through the night, he proved his skills again and again, every time against a round of drinks. Finally he staggered home, drunk out of his mind,and went to sleep. The next morning he got up and saw in the mirror that he had one hell of a shiner. He said to his wife, "I know I was drunk last night, but not drunk enough to get in a fight and not remember it. Where did I get this blackeye?"
His wife angrily replied, "I gave it to you. You got into bed and put your hand down my panties. Then you fiddled around a bit and loudly announced, "Skunk, killed with an axe."

No wonder you can't get laid by a female Vjay

 

OMG thats great

 

good one

 

Farmers Daughters


One day there was this farmer. He had 3 daughters and they each had a date on Saturday night. The first date comes to the door. the farmer answers the door. The first date says, "Hi my name is Joe, I'm here to take your daughter Flow to eat some dough."

The farmer says sure. Soon the second date comes to the door, "the date says hi, I'm Freddy, I'm here to take your daughter Betty to eat some spaghetti." The farmer goes sure.

Then the last date comes to the door. "he say hi, my name is Chuc-k..."The farmer goes "Get the hell out of my house!!!

 

Don't Much Matter What Sex Your Are


A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South. He got a ride from a mean-looking redneck trucker. After riding about 30 miles in silence, the youth finally said, "Well, aren't you going to ask me?"

"Ask you what?" replied the trucker.

"If I'm a boy or a girl," answered the youth.

"Don't matter," replied the trucker. "I'm gonna screw ya' anyway."

rotflmfao

 

Why does this strick me as something thats only funny up where you live

 

Great Toast

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize for the best toast of the night.

He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast of the night." She said, "Aye, John, what was your toast?" John Said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life sitting in church beside me wife." "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John," Mary said.

The next day, Mary ran into one of John's toasting buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize, the other night, with a toast about you, Mary."

She said, "Aye and I was a bit surprised myself! You know, he's only been there twice. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come".

 

I was more like thinking of Vjay being the little boy/girl

 

Explaining Sex

This little boy woke up three nights in a row because he kept hearing thumping noises coming from his parent's room. He finally approached his mom and said, "Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noise and when I look in, you're bouncing up and down on him."
His mom is taken by surprise and says, "Oh...well, I'm bouncing on his stomach because he's fat and that makes him thin again."

The boy says, "That won't work."

His mom asks, "Why?"

The boy replies, "Because the lady next door comes by after you leave each day and blows him back up!"

 

yep def some thing that came from presque isle

 

I just can't wait to here you say Presque Isle to see if you can say it right most are like Presk Izzle

 

nope its presque aisle

 

now i buy you 2 beers