VerticalJay


I'm gonna have Danielle make a cheer about it I think

gimme a W

W

gimme a H

H

gimme a O

O

bla bla bla JAY IS GAY JAY IS GAY JAY IS GAY

My name is Ryan, I'm bored at work, and I think Vertical Jay likes butt massages

 

yep


and your mom, sis and girl all tried to make me straight. They keep wanting to try for some reason.

Please tell them to stop calling

 

I did, but they know your number by heart, assbag oh and the next time you see them, could you please tell them to keep your guys sexual fantisies quiet, I don't need to know your hung like a tac............K, thanx

 

I feel bad for you cause ur girl tells me that Im ten times bigger then you.

So I guess that means ur hung like an ant

 

lick my ***** bitch *** bundle of sticks

 

He's not completely gay -remeber he picks up ugly strippers

 

never picked any strippers up..... let alone ugly ones



ohhh and Ryan

Did you ever get pulled over for that giant rainbow sticker that was on the back of your truck? I mean you cant even see out the back window its soooo big

 

don't have a truck, beeyatch oh and that ugly *** stripper was a male

 

that was lame


Kinda like your whole family

 

what's lame is you have to take viagra just to find it in order to pee and trust me you isn't porking my girlfriend cause if you were after me, it'd be like throwing a hot dog in a hallway for ya

 

ohhh someday you will learn grasshopper


I havent even met your chick and I already got her callin me

 

yaa it's kinda sad isnt't guess she's feeling left out

 

could be she just wants me

 

sorry dude joe's got a better chance, she like guys with meat on there bones, not the skinny dudes

 

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I got meat

 

ya well she told me that I'm hung like a sea lion

 

she told me i was hng like a sperm whale

 

yea I know but she really don't want to get pregnant right now, she's trying to watch her figure she can't be looking like a beached whale on her wedding day

 

I think you meant sea monkey

 

nope sea lion, 2nd largest in the mammal population