Tha Alabama Bullshit Thread
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Abe and Ruth, are both well into their 80s. They go to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?" Abe says, "Will you watch us have sex?" The doctor raises both eyebrows, but she is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that she agrees. When the couple finishes, the doctor says, "There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have sex." The doctor thanks them for coming, wishes them good luck, charges them $50, and says good-bye. The next week, however, the couple calls and asks the therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees. This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, has sex with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave. Finally, after five or six weeks of this routine, the doctor says, "I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?" Abe says, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married, and we can't go to her house. I'm married, and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50 and Medicare pays $43 of the bill."
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UPS doesnt come until around 130 but it will be here. Their site said its out for delivery so I called our driver and she said that I have a package on the truck.








