No ****, man, I was sitting at the starting line to go on for the first show, and I heard a guy say "Man, he's letting it all hang out". Didn't know what he was talking about. Pulled out of the gate, went to do a standup, and everything got kinda cool, and breezy. Looked down, and I had a split running from about an inch over from the button, all the way down the leg, and evyerhting was out flapping around. I tried to tuck in, and cover it all up, but that restricted me to doing some horrible sitdowns, and some even uglier highchairs. Tried to bail off the back and ski, and everything kinda got stuck to the seat. At that point, I headed for the trailer. Stuntin's cool, and all, but it ain't worth trading genders over.

Longshot: please read your PMs.

 

ummm, i got bored and fixed yer pics

 

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