I saw a thread like this awhile back in the fiddy forum and it was funny as hell lets see what we can come up with..

I put oil in my bike, my **** rips now.
I waxed my bike with baby oil, my **** rips now.
I put fix-a-flat in, my **** rips now
I put on light up valve caps, my **** rips now.

 

I oiled my chain with WD40, my **** rips now
I put a new chrome gas filler cap on, my **** rips now
I filled the gas tank with Turbo Blue (115 fuel), my **** rips now
I rotated the air from front to rear tires, my **** rips now

 

I put a 12 bar on the front for stoppies, my **** rips now
I put a baseball card in the spokes, my **** rips now
I used a sink sponge for my air cleaner, my **** rips now
I put trailer lights on for turn signal, my **** rips now
I put a picture of Bigjeffs dented gas tank on my fender, my **** rips now.

 

I replaced the headlight fluid, my **** rips now.
I swapped out the oil with a can of elbow grease, my **** rips now.

 

I cleaned my wheels, My **** rips now
I bought a new headlight, my **** rips now
I got lessons from flip, my **** rips now
I got a pizza pan rear sprocket, my **** rips now
I got a new chain, my **** rips now
I can "cuddle" in over 300 different positions, my **** rips now
I put saddle bags on, my **** rips now
I painted my bike Hot pink, my **** rips now

Big Jarsh

 

I got a chrome exhaust tip, my **** rips now
I have a folding shifter , my **** rips now.
I kicked my bike over in a mud pit my **** really rips now.
I put on handlebar streamers, my **** rips now.
I had my handle bar pad blowoff when I had my bike in the back of a truck, my **** rips now
I took off my aircleaner, my **** rips now.
I sat my bike upside down until oil came out everywhere, my **** rips now.

 

I wore knee pads under my jeans, my **** rips now.
I did a circle burnout , my **** rips now.

 

My scab fell off my back and my **** rips now!
My scab fell off my knee and my **** rips now!
I put my 12 bar on the fiddy and my **** rips now!
I ordered Fliptop's First Gear Wheelie book and my **** rips now!
I have rocket joes 102 positions for goats and sheep and my **** rips now!

 

I put 12500 miles on my bike and my **** rips now...
Clutch still all good my **** rips now...
Borne and I did wheelies in front of 5 flint cops our **** rips now...
Got Big T's guide "2nd gear stand ups ***** it, I am 2 two wheelin" my **** rips now...
Got a PPO against Big Jeff aka (He's on Fire) my **** rips now...
Killed BigJarsh and ate his brains my **** rips now...
Subscribed to this thread my **** rips now...

Flip

 

Flip likes me enough to give me a PPO, my **** rips now.
I have frame sliders on every corner of my bike, my **** rips now.
I run High Octane Fuel in my bike, my **** rips now.
I Flipped my bike in front of Great Mistakes, my **** rips now.
I wax my bike before every ride, my **** rips now.
I used Armor All on my seat, my **** rips now.
I used Armor on my bike tires, my **** rips now.

 

My *** is in Lucky's cross hairs, my **** rips now.

 

I put desiel in my tank, my **** rips now!

 

I rode the fiddy to A&W, my **** rips now
Timex FuKKed with my buell, my **** wont rim at all now
I found the relay he blew, My **** rips now!!! :YEAH

 

had the salad at dans reception.....my **** stinks now...........

 

You had more than salad.......................by the way your new old lady has big ones. I didn't notice, but someone told me so. Your the daddy.

 

OK, back to reverse drama


I seen Josh today and Flip wasn't with him. holy ****, that really happend today..............sorry.

 

lets just say ill save a ton on implants......

 

Why, were you with flip???

 

Better watch it, Flip has been working out to get rid of his boobies.

 

so dan your saying "get them while the gettin's good" kinda thing?