...sodomizing a 7yr old boy in the shower??


































...you can slick his hair back and pretend he's 5!

 

Wow, you sure ****ed that one up. It's what's the best part about ****ing a 7 year old girl in the shower?
















After your done you can slick back her hair turn her around and pretend she's a 5 year old boy.

 

I think that was the sickest thing I've ever heard.

 

Jake remind me to kick ya in the nuts when I see ya..

 

Im telling Jack

 

What's the best part about sleeping with 28-year olds?





































There's 20 of them.

 

You ****** aren't right..

Jeff

 

you guys got no class those jokes are gay as ****

 

are you serious?

The best part is NINER isn't joking...

 

You sick bastards.........keep up the good work.

 

im glad Im getting paid for reading those it would be a shame for me to have to read them on my own time

 

Jake,
That had to be the worst thing in the whole world!!! WTF how does annie put up with that?

 

She is the one who told me it.

She's got ones that I can't put on here.

 

Man she IS a keeper..

 

Uhhh, yeah, I let her ride on the back don't I? Only keepers get a ride on the FJR without being ejected off. If she wasn't, I'd say "Hey, raise your hands in the air like a roller coaster" and then WHAM, she'd do about 3 flips before she hit the ground and then Dan would do one of his bunny hop things on her head. And then RocketJoe would drive by and she would be covered in gas from the stream coming out of his tailpipe, and then Jarsh would drive by and make his exhaust fill with gas and blow up out of the muffler like he likes to do under overpasses, and then she would catch on fire and be all crispy and wouldn't have any hair left and Flip would stop and give her a ride cause he'd nail just about anything right now. Actually, Flip would try to stop, but realize that he has no room on his bike cause Timex is on the back getting a ride to the locksmith for another key. And then Matt would come by and steal her shirt cause the one he had on wasn't good enough to hang out with DR in and he would never return it. Then Tony would come by and she would run after him and get on his bike cause he can't go fast enough to get away from anything, and they would both be cold so they would head over to Jeffs house cause he might finally have his furnace done, but when they get there they realize that he doesn't because he has been busy washing his bike and prepping it for sale to make way for twins. So T would drop her off at Scott's, but he'd kick her to the curb cause she's over 17. Well, I don't know where I was going with this but I just reached the end. So if your not a keeper, stay the hell off my bike. :YEAH

 

How do you know when a woman is having an orgasm????

 

Who cares?

 

haha .. I know.. I know.. when she pulls out your credit cards?!

 

What is "making love"????

 

what women call it when you **** them.