Hey all ...so you are riding along doing the speed limit through some random hick town with the initials SC, then someone with a handicap plate buzzes by you 20 over the 30mph limit. Next thing you know the speed limit increases and the hick town is no more and the road is down to two lanes; you open up the throttle and pass some traffic on the left at about 120; stop sign. BZZZZZZZZZZ the car blows the stop sign that you just passed about a half mile back, with traffic WTF. You and your buddy start riding again and obviously a Buick Regal wouldn't be a problem to pass except they block you as you are giong to pass . So you back off...the car passes a slower moving truck and you do the same because you figure that they will maintain the speed at current state right?

No, the ******* slams on the brakes and comes to a complete stop and waits for you to rear end them. You do the emergency braking procedure you have done over a hundred times in a parking lot and come to a safe but close stop only to notice the young ***** driver with a smirk on his face and the accomplice in the car coward in the seat like some prom date that just got caught by her father giving road head.

You think to yourself WTF and start to let it go, but your anger gets the best of you and chase the ***** down and confront him. You run down Ried rd catch the kid in traffic at a stop. "What the Fu(k are you doing...you could have got me killed, Get the Fu(k out of the car!"

The kid sits there with the look of defeat and begins to introduce himself like we are going to be friends. "shut the Fu(k up...we ain't boys and you are about to get you *** kicked. WTF were you thinking pulling that stunt with your car?" I ask this wondering what could have been so offensive by what I was doing that he would wanna cause me great bodily harm or kill me with a motor vehicle .

"I don't like being passed...and i thought it would be funny to impress my boyfriend so I..." he says and then he is interupted...

"you don't like being passed...WTF do you think a regal is going to keep up with a GSXR and R1 you dumb Fu(k? ...and you thought it would be funny to kill me? I guess my family and friends don't mind "

I procede to ask him to get out of the car with a plenty of hostility, all the while he is repeating take your helmet off...I comply because it makes a better weapon off my head . He isn't as dumb as he looks because he too notices that now i have a weapon on top of the already intense situation he has found himself in.

Needless to say the ******* doesn't get out of the car continues to inform me of the lesson he has learned and how he just wants to go. We let the ***** go mildly unscaved.

Since that day me Big Jarsh have a pact if any one driver causes an accident and we are riding fu(k me chase the driver and don't let the ******* get away. The problem with ******** is they don't even know that they are ******** you have to prove it to them and only with force and an ******* attitude. . FIN

Flip :YEAH

 

You are my new hero :YEAH Sorry Lucky.

 

Gangsta round this hood...

 

all I usually get is these idiots wanting me to wheelie when it is unsafe or impossable to do so gets kinda annoying sometimes.I did however have a chopper pull up beside me today n ask n I did a sweet 2nd gear standup out in the boonies. he said THATS FU(N SWEET!! n I felt pretty good about it myself

 

Thats good, you should always feel good about you cuz you are the only you we've got !

Flip :YEAH

 

uh-thanks,um I think

 

its just a joke...not serious! sorry if you got offended?

Flip :YEAH

 

Just because he wears chaps doesn't mean he is going to be your ghey lover Flipster. :YEAH

Jeff

 

**** YOU !

Flip :YEAH