Did you guys her about the cop that was pretty cool.........................................Ya, me neither.


Sorry, it's late at night and I was bored and still thinking about how much cops **** me off after seeing them all night while out riding. Any good cop jokes, post them here.........even if you have to make it up like I did.

 

F-i hate cops
u-i hate cops
c-i hate cops
k-i hate cops

C-i hate cops
o-i hate cops
p-i hate cops
s-i hate cops
I finally got my light fixed. stupid cop.

 

Q: what do u call 2 black motorcycle cops??
A:chocolate chips


A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?" The man gets really indignant and says, "Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"


Things YOU SHOULDNT SAY to A PIG


On the way to the station let's get a twelve pack.

You'll never get those cuffs on me...You *****!

Come on write the damn ticket, the bars close in 20 minutes!

Hey, wasn't your daughter a pork queen?

How long is this going to take? Your wife is expecting me.

Hey officer, is that your nightstick or are you just glad to see me?

I'm surprised you stopped me, Dunkin Donuts has a 3 for 1 special!

Yeah you can see my license and registration, officer, but could you hold my beer for a minute?

Hey, you must've been doing' about 125mph to keep up with me! Good job!

I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a Police Officer.

Excuse me. Is "stick up" hyphenated?

You know, I was going to be cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

You're NOT gonna check the trunk, are you?

"Lets do it different this time... I will give you the breathalyzer test, now stick this in your mouth and blow"

Didn't I see you get your *** kicked on "COPS" last week on TV?

I bet I could grab that gun before you finish writing my ticket

So, uh, you "on the take", or what?

Gee, officer! That's terrific. The police officer yesterday only gave me a warning too!

Do you know why you pulled me over? Good, at least one of us does.

So, are you still crabby because your mamma didn't let you play with your gun when you were little?

Hey is that a 9 mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 magnum.

When you smack the crap outta me, make sure you smile for the camcorder.

Is it true that people become policemen because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds?

Aren't you one of the Village People?

Hey officer, want to see a trick? Look at your wife!

 

some of those are great bro

 

What's the difference between a cop car and a Porcupine???


The Porcupine has the ****** on the outside.

If you ever get pulled over, ask the cop if he has his ticket to the City Cop Ball.
After he says No you reply...
That's right, I forgot, City Police don't have *****.


Big Jarsh

 

How about the one with the cop that had a personality and sense of humor. Nope, never heard about it either. :YEAH

 

Just bumping this up so that we don't forget about how much cops are buttholes.

 

Miller Rd and Linden Rd, today @ about 2:30- State Cop suburban looked to be monitoring traffic. I had a question to ask about some legal matters so I pulled up next to him. Stone Cold ASLEEP. I could even hear him snoring through the glass. Reved my engine twice- no response. Then I thought I'd better not wake him cause he might get pissed at me for interferring with police business and give me a ticket so I just drove away. Wish I would have had a video camera.

 

I got pulled over monday night doing 93 in a 45 and the cop didn't give me a ticket...didn't ask for my license...didn't ask for my registration...dude was shocked that i pulled over and let me off without a warning or anything...then rusty and I rolled up to dort and court and a cop asked him to do a wheelie? WTF

Full moon....?

That **** only happens in Flint...the surounding areas... everytime...!

Flip :YEAH