This chick was eye'ing me the whole night last friday!

I don't know dude...
I think everyone's all jealous and **** cuz I'm like the lead man of a stunt group dude...
And I think everyone's got a ****in problem with me dude...
And they need to take it up with me after the show...
Because...

These chicks don't even know the name of my group...
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
All because I'm the lead man of my stunt group...

So I get off the bike and drop the stand
Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm all like
"Sup ladies, my name's Lucky~13.
I'm the lead man in DR baby"
They're all like "Oh my god it's him"
"Becky oh my ****in' god it's Lucky~13"
"I swear to ****in god dude you ****in rock"
"Please Jack please let me suck your ****"
And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous
Especially when I drop the hammer and do my split wheelies
All the chicks start yellin', all the hot babes
Throw their bras and their shirt and their panties on my bike
So like every single night they wanna pick a fight with me
But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry
Cuz they're back up front the next night with me
Dude I just think you're tryna steal the light from me
Yesterday Timmy tried to pull a knife on me
Cause I told him doris and her friends are my hoes to be
This stuntlife ****, it's the life for me
And all the other guys just despise me because

These chicks don't even know the name of my group...
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
All because I'm the lead man of my stunt group...

Disturbed
Riders
Disturbed
Riders
Disturbed
Riders
Disturbed
Riders
DISSTTTTTTTTTTUUUUUUUURRRRRBBBEEDDD

You just wanna see a guy ride backwards don't you
Hey Jack how come we don't ride on promo
**** the PoPo and do a performance
But our's are in a truck and his is in a trailer
You don't want my autograph, yous a liar
And no I'm Jeff (oh I thought you was dan)
What the hell is wrong with that stunt spot
Cuz my **** is lookin smaller than a decimal
See I know how to ride, see it's simple but
All I did was watch ST video
So I'm more intact, tryna get on the map
Doin' shitty stoppies whilin' get whipped on my back

Look at Lucky little punk *** thinkin' he the ****
Yeah I know man find himself takin on a flick
Hey I thought we had an interview with the asphault
([Lucky~13:] No I had an interview not you two)
You gonna be late for practice
Man I ain't goin' to practice
But our bikes are all screwed up and his always runs the best
You know what man I'ma say somethin
Hey yo luck
([Lucky~13:] YOU GOT SOMETHING TO SAY?!)
Man no
I thought you bout to tell him off, what's up
Man I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man shut up
And you ain't even back me up when we s'posed to be crew
When I was bout to talk right after you
I swear, I swear man

These chicks don't even know the name of my group...
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
All because I'm the lead man of my stunt group...

They say the lead man rock, but the group does not
Once we sold out arenas to the amusement park
I'm gonna let the world know that DR is hot
I should cut his throttle off when the show starts
Ready to snap on a dumbass fan
Every time i hear (Hey dude I love your group)
We ain't a group bitch we don't play together
So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent
And these guys they can find every area code
([Lucky~13:] Hey you, carry my bag)
Bitch carry your own
Can't make it to the show, bouncers in my way
(Who the **** are you? Where's Lucky and Doris?!)

Goddammit I'm sick of this group
Time for me to go solo and make some loot
I told you I made the stickers and wrote all the ads
Till rocketjoe slipped me some crack
SOC2 I was in the back
Darius video I was in the back
**** the media, I got some suggestions
**** Lucky, ask us the questions
Like who's DR, how we get started
(What about Lucky~13?)
Bitch are you retarded?
Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the group
Big *** stomache, bitches think I'm cute (hey sexy)
Josh told me to do situps to get buff
I did two and a half and then I couldn't get up
**** DR, I'm outta this group
I'm gonna start a group with the real fiddy terrors

Bro why cant you see you blow all your stoppies
and it just tears my *** apart to know that you can't wheeeeellllllllie...

These chicks don't even know the name of my group...
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
All because I'm the lead man of my stunt group...

Disturbed
Riders
Disturbed
Riders
Disturbed
Riders
Disturbed
Riders
DISSTTTTTTTTTTUUUUUUUURRRRRBBBEEDDD

The hottest stunt group in the world...
Disturbed Riders!

I'm the lead man of my group, I get all the girl's to take off their underpants
And the lead man of my group, my wheelies
Makes all the pretty girl's want to ride
My wheelies, look out for my next video, it's called My wheelies...
My wheelies, wheelies, wheelies, wheelies, my wheelies
Makes all the pretty girls want to ride
And take off their underpants
My wheelies makes all the pretty girls want to ride
And take off their underpants, my wheelies



Yeah, I'm bored

 

You're messed up man....

 

Jack know your going to actually have to get that bike out of the garage and ride a wheelie or do a stoppie. I suck at wheelies but atleast I try. Punk you the leader of the riding in back. LOL



Funny as hell though.

Jeff

 

Damn even I get out more then jack does that mean I am president now of the group.. where are my groupies?!

 

WTF! i am going to let you slide this time by using hoe and Doris in the same sentence, next time you will be severly burned.....thank you drive through come again

 

 

You got waaayy too much time on your hands... go fix your bike or something productive momo... and btw, that chick wasn't staring at you, she had a lazy eye!!!

 

Exactly what I am thinking, fix yo' bike.

 

Wasn't a lazy eye, Jack was just sitting below the bar clock. As they were checking the time, Jack though they were looking at him.

 

How dare you momo's insult my libido!!!!


You momo's can run yourselves!

 

that is some funny ****!!! i think you did a little too much and :jerkoff and not enough :eatya :happyguy

 

no she wasnt she knows Tim & I from the party & the bar Jack..*** but you can tell everybody that she was looking at you I wont tell
Evoy