sorry this is so long

A recent study found out which days men prefer to have sex . It was found that men preferred to engage in sexual activity on the days that started with the letter "T". Examples of those days are as follows:





Tuesday :sixtynine





Thursday :SPLAT:





Thanksgiving :eatya





Today :jerkoff





Tomorrow :boobies:





Thaturday :happyguy








Thunday :head
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A recent survey was conducted to discover why men get out of bed in the middle of the night:

5% said it was to get a glass of water

12% said it was to go to the toilet

83% said it was to go home

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The perfect breakfast as a man sees it...

You're sitting at the table and your son is on the cover of Wheaties,

your mistress is on the cover of Playboy,

and your wife is on the back of the milk carton.
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(Q) What's the best form of birth control after 50?





(A) Nudity
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(Q) What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?





(A) At least 45 lbs
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(Q) What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?





(A) 45 minutes
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(Q) What's the fastest way to a man's heart?"

(A) Through his chest with a sharp knife.
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(Q) What do you call a smart blonde?

(A) A golden retriever
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(Q) Why did OJ Simpson move to W. Virginia?

(A) Everyone has the same DNA.
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(Q) What' s the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?

(A) A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with a recipe.
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(Q) What's the Cuban national anthem?





(A) Row, row, row your boat.
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(Q) What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?





(A) A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time".

A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this ****.

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haha thats hilarious!

 

Your talking about the thread.....obviously, and I know it's not your garabage wheelies your talking about being long either. Good to see Evoy, it would be nice to actually ride togehter as soon as january, opps.. I mean May is over.

 

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Hey ****er that's a good joke, where did you get it
Weiler