Driving down 94 Eastbound today. Taking my dad to the airport on the bike. I get off at the exit, flashers and sirens...uh oh. I pull off my helmet...
"Do you have your drivers license?"
"Yes I do, right here"
<I always keep it under my military ID>
"Do you know how fast you were going?"
"Well...uh..not really.."
"96 on laser"
"uh, oh. umm, uh...uh.."
<I wonder if i should bust out a joke like 'that's gonna hurt, can you use lube on me first?'>
<I decide not to.>
"How long were you in the military for?"
I tell him.
"Have a nice day."
"OK, Thank you."

I wish I could say FTP, but right now, I just can't.

Oh, and since I'm on a good police kick right now. I was riding home last week and coming up on a Harley. My spidey senses went off and I crept up on him, yup, county sherrif. At the next light I pull up next to him.
"Do you get to ride that all summer?"
"Yup, but I'd rather be on my Busa."
He pulls a hole shot and takes off. I followed him about 10 miles till he turned off of my route.
The funny thing was he wouldn't wave to any Harley rider who passed him and waved to him, but he gave a huge wave to all the sportbikes. 2 kick *** cops in 2 weeks. Time to get a lotto ticket.

 

good ****. but putting your dad on the back and taking him to the airport?? lol niccceeeeeee

 

Only time two dudes should be on a motorcycle together is if they are outrunning a nuclear explosion. Other than that its totally gay

 

that's funny on all accounts

 

not to mention the insest factor wit ur dad and all

 

Oh ****....

<why don't I think of the consequences when I post **** on here?????>

Ummm...since I'm married I have to call my g/f 'dad' so my wife doesn't find out?

<nope, that's fu(kin lame too...way to go dude, at least you didn't tell them that that he was riding in shorts and hanging on to you because he was scared.>

You guys didn't hear about the nuclear explosion in Detroit today? Liberal news media, only reports how terrible Iraq is going.

 

^^^

very niiiiice...calling yourself out

 

where did you put the suitcase?? I'm picturing it now.....

 

wow you give rides to guys? older guys? eeeww

 

I think my best bet is just to sign up with a new name...

 

 

I think ur best bet is to stop giving rides to guys. Don't you agree?

 

"Spidey senses" HA!


I'm sure you've inspired a few people to come up with a military ID...

 

He's inspired me to put a solo cowl on my bike so he wont ask to ride with me.. .

 

might actually liek the solo cowl.... its a bit HARDER than the seat eh'?