1. Take 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares ... And watched what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you would invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and picked your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where to find the antidepressants.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, Yell "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and screams "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door wait awhile, then yell very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here."

 

So I take it you did all of the above?

 

subscribing

 

Now I have something to do this weekend.

 

i have done #6...

 

I dont know if this is obvious or not but ummm...steal?

 

LOL.

When I used to work at a grocery store I would take plungers and stick them too the floor at the ends of the aisles. People would think that the aisles were closed and that we used plungers to signal this.

I would also hang out in the aisle next to the one that had all the paper towels etc. When someone would grab a pack of towels from the top shelf I would knock over all of them and they would think they did it.

I was only like 14 at the time but if I still worked at a grocery store I would probably still do it.

 

Funny stuff

 

this happens all to often at the Flint Wal-Mart...People who have no clue how to use a computer or a UScan find it necessary to try it out that day...Needless to say it takes 30 minutes to do a 1 minute transaction....does this **** anyone else off???

 

The thing I hate the most is when people are completely oblivious to me and the 2500+lb pallet of Coke I'm pulling and just stand, or walk right into my path...

 

#10 is kinda funny

 

My favorite day was running into our DR Coke Dealer at Walmart and giving him a big hug - Got some wierd looks from the patrons..

And the best announcement made over the Walmart PA this weekend..."Would the lady who lost her husband please come to customer service.."

No kidding.

 

I have done variations of #1. Just walk around taking items from one persons cart and putting them in anothers.

 

I had to find you some way!!!

 

Dude I'd didn't know you worked for Coke. I worked for 7-up for 5 years. I hit an old lady once with a pallet of 12 packs. 7-up has the bigger pallets.
Mjeirs are the worst to deal with, I mean outside of the Walmark Rednecks.

 

Man, did you **** her up with that thing??? Is that why you no longer work for 7-up?? lol

The worst experience I've had with a pallet is having the whole thing topple on me, cause I wasn't thinking, and unloaded one side, while it was still jacked up... talk about a mess...


Clean up on aisle 12!

And yes, Meijer is a pain in the a-hole...

 

So is it better than burgerking?

 

Jarsh I thought of you everytime I saw one of those rediculous Super Bowl mountains of coke at the front of the store..

 

it was pepsi... but I now understand what jarsh was telling me about the stors asking for crazy set-ups on theire displays...

 

Jarsh we need you to start doing displays for a beer company. Then everyone would call you asking for some cheap beer. Including myself....

Jeff