Thats more like it

 

yep, I'm turning in my Pimp Card, anyone want/need it?

 

Tony and rick will fight to the death for it

 

Good luck and save your receipts. Our hall/caterer refused to honor our reservations although we'd plunked down 2k for a deposit almost 2 1/2yrs. before the date. Had to pay a lawyer a few bucks to make them honor their contract. Dont be a dumbass like me and let the wife do all the planning/spending you'll regret it-they'll spend good money on stupid **** like
the cake spatula ($150), or the guestbook and feathery pen ($375)
put yer foot down now!

 

Oh fu(k yeah they do.

Just wait till you start looking into photographers, and start soon before they get booked up. Anything under a grand is a "good deal". It makes me want to punch someone in the face.

Oh and to the dude who was talking about getting involved in the planning, have fun listening to a bunch of dumb whiney (unts crying about how fat they are at David's Bridal while you wait for the bridesmaids to try on every style of bridesmaids dress in all 28 colors, meanwhile seamstresses are trying to tell you why you should waste $2500 on a dress and how you'll "feel like a princess ".
Yeah, the $375 pen ain't so bad now is it?

Oh, and when you hear "well you can resell the wedding dress" yeah, for like $25, if you're lucky.

I guess I'll stop since I sound like Dan talking about his police buddies.

Elope. and don't invite anyone either because invitations will leave you walking bow-legged as well.

 

I hear you... its all happening.... so far we have still avoided most of it... :YEAH

 

holysh*t its almost like you know a few of my future inlaws personally.....

 

Just go to Vegas. But don't be a dumbass and use the stupid Elvis chapels on the old strip. There are tons of very nice places there to hold weddings, both indoor and outdoor settings.

 

So your saying the flying elvis's are too tacky for a wedding?

 

Yes cause you can get Strippers instead.

 

its allway come back to strippers for you doesn't it rick... I think I see a pattern...

 

Ya know, I really shouldn't be so negative about the whole wedding thing and neither should you guys. Look at the bright side, next time she says:

"You spent $350 for a Helmet?" you can say "You spent $400 on a veil!... and you'll only wear it once"

"You spent $300 for boots!" you can say "You spent $350 on little white high heeled shoes... and you'll only wear them once"

"You spent $900 for a motorcycle outfit!?!" you can say "You spent $1500 for a dress... and you'll only wear it once"

See? Look at the positives, now you can get all the cool stuff you’ve ever wanted guilt free!

 

Not with kim... I bought an arai... she bought an arai.... I bought a 400ex, she bought a 400ex... see, I have no leverage...And thats the way I want it... actually she just got some new quad gear .. so i guess I get some now too...

 

Yeah, but what does she have to say about a Bachelor party???

 

Um..... she wants one too?

 

Can I go to both of them???

 

I dont know if I can afford for you to dance at both...

 

For you my friend, buy one get one free!

 

DEAL!

 

OK so it is time to find work. I am going broke. 3 months with no income and heavy drinking, has paid its tole on my checkbook.