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Jake, How is Germany? Looks like I will be traveling there with my new job.

 

rick - did you ever find those power window switches?
I have the subframe connectiors in and am picking up the new fuel pump tonight...

 

How mucg trouble were they to install? I was out of town. I will be heading over there tomorrow.

 

lmao. That could have been me except I'd rather ride a 3 legged mule than a scooter.

@Rick- germany's pretty cool depending on where your going. Who do you work for and what town are you going to? If anyone gets out of line there you can pretty much just b!tch slap them back into their place, bunch of pussies. Although I wouldn't recommend that with anyone who speaks Russian, those fu(kers are crazy. unless it's a chick, then smack them twice and tell them to get back on their knees and finish the job.:YEAH

 

It will be visiting customer locations and I do not know where yet. They have only told me that I will be required to travel to Germany, Ireland, and Australia on a somewhat routine basis.

 

Hope you love to fly. I used to not mind it, but you can only take so many 8-10 hour flights sitting next to fat, smelly people and their screaming kids, wondering if this is the flight that goes down because EVERYONE else on the plane has packed 3 carryons as full as they can get them to avoid overweight fees in checked luggage before you begin thinking 'you know, maybe it wouldn't be so bad if this plane went down...'. Seriously, wtf are these people doing? The last 3 times I have gone over, the overhead storage compartments have been full when 3/4 of the people were boarded. Maybe it's just me and my friend physics over here, but I thought they weighed the checked luggage for a reason. The reason of the pilot knowing how much weight his plane is carrying so he can take enough fuel for it. With these 100% full flights, and people bringing ENORMOUS carry-ons, and 2 or 3 of them I won't be surprised when the next flight I'm on just doesn't take off because of all the extra weight. Oh, and the fact that 50% of the people flying are fat fu(king slobs. If you see a 747 driving down I-96 and me pressed up against the window by what looks to be the Blob, you know what happened. Actually, I might be banging a roll of fat on the beast of a lady next to me, but that's another story. On one flight I was on, this huge b@stard finally squeezes his fat @ss into the seat next me after 20 seconds of working, squeezing and pounding his fat, then looks over at me and asks "Do you mind if we put up the armrest?". WTF. Of course I fu(king mind you ignorant (unt. I didn't pay a grand to let you sit in half of my seat. I came up with a good analogy later that I wished I could have thought of at the time. I can't wait until I get asked that question again because I'm gonna unload it on them. Here goes: "Of course I mind. Your fat is like the ****'s, my seat is France, that armrest is the Maginot Line. History has shown what will happen if it fails. I'd suggest the vegetarian meal and water for you." Then I'll probably get kicked off the plane for being 'insensitive'.

This doesn't mean anything so don't jump my ****, but if the terrorists do happen to take down another plane, I hope there are a bunch of fat people and crying kids on it. Also a bunch of unwashed stinking fu(kers who can't be bothered to take a bath on the day of the flight(usually Indians(the Kwik-E-Mart kind, not the scalping kind)).

Was it wrong to say that?

Anyway, don't let my negativity get you down, I'm just venting. There are some benefits to going to those places. First, Aussie women love Americans. You'll get laid a lot down there. Come to think of it, so do Irish women. Don't fu(k around in Belfast though, get in, do you job, and get on the first plane out. I am not kidding either. This year, some people firebombed a house and burned the 3 children who were sleeping there, because the woman was Protestant and had married a Catholic. They don't play there. I was also surprised by the amount of German chicks who wanted to bang an American. It's not as bad as they make it out in the news. Overall, I think you can count on you pecker getting a lot of action in the coming years(there's a lot of sheep in Ireland). Plus, it wouldn't be hard to shoot a kangaroo. Those things are pests down there and ranchers hate them. Just go up to a ranch and say "Hey, nice to meet you, can I borrow a gun and go shooting some kangaroos?" or something like that. I'm sure it will work.

 

Not too bad, not the funnest job i've ever done... but they were cake compared to this fuel pump....

 

Now I can't wait to go to Ireland. I love sheep!!!!!!! and beer, they have plenty of both.

 

i think were all getting a little too open with each other on this board

 

That's between you and Dan. Personally I think you should close your legs.

 

HMMM.......Usually when I go anywhere far away, the first thing I tell the old lady is how boring it was and that all the woman were fat and ugly just to make her feel more secure. Next time I'm going to tell her how hot all the chicks were and that it would be easier than hell to get laid any minute while I was there and make her think about it a little. I'm learning from ya Jake.

PS....that fat fu(k crap and the plane ain't no joke, I can't image a 10 hour flight next to that ****. Just stop fu(king eating dumb ***, is it any easier than that.

 

You didn't tell me you went to Russia sweetie?

 

Actually there are people who live in Germany who speak Russian. I know, kind of far fetched, but true none-the-less.

 

sure there are...