I got an email for a meeting with the head of HR and the President today. Well, when you get that type of email, you just kind of figure your going to get the ax(I called Annie at 4:30 am and told her I got fired, sorry sweetie). Turns out I got a promotion instead, and they need me back in Ann Arbor ASAP so I'm flying out on Friday. Well, at least all your wives will be happy again.
I hope I can handle Flint Town again after hangin with all these limp wristed Germans. They almost have me believing that peace and flowers are good, I need a dose of Flint Town violence to get me pumped up again.
-Jake

 

Just in time for riding season!

 

Bought time, between Annie, Tony's X and Joni I haven't got any sleep in months.

 

What my X isn't good enough for ya?

 

She already had a boyfriend

Low blow by Dan

 

That never stopped me....

 

Nothing ever stops you... wife slayer :YEAH

 

Great to hear your coming back.... I still have a yellow shirt that misses you.....

 

You should consider moving closer. There are a ****-ton of houses both for sale and for rent in my area - one I saw yesterday for rent that was about the size of my house in Grand Blanc, but appeared to have a large pole barn behind it. Ann Arbor is only like 20 minutes from me in the Highland area. Then you'd get to ride Milford Rd all the time!

 

Already considered it, and we are moving as soon as we find a house we like. I am interested in the one you speak of. Hit me back with a PM with it's whereabouts. I'm looking for a medium size house, with a pole barn and enough land to put a supercross track on.

@ Taz- I bet that yellow shirt has forgotten all about me by now, but I'd still be interested to get it back if you haven't jerked off while wearing it or used it as a "drop cloth" or "clean up rag" when you were finished.

I will be happy to ride with the rest of you fawkers for the first ride this year. I only have a few months at home, then back to Germany about June/July time frame, so we have to have a sweet party soon. I'm thinking Mark's house sometime for the epic party we never seem to have there.

@PavementPounder, BTW, I just read the Charlie Wenzel thread on Pirates 4X4 the other day and laughed my *** off, especially when i saw that you had posted there. Good **** man.

 

Jake lets do texas hold em' soon.. I got some where near 1800 chips now and gonna work on a table soon via homedepot gonna be nice..

Oh and if you hear anything about me playing "motorboat" between cuddles boobies it's totally true!

 

The house I saw was not on a really big lot, but there are plenty of large ones around (4+acres) on Clyde and all of its sidestreets. There's a ton of homes in my sub, too. In fact, that big house next to me is now for sale, too. Hopefully it will sell high and raise my value.

 

I'm ready to play some poker, just let me know the date.