Originally Posted by Taz

ummm am I missing something??

Originally Posted by PavementPounder

Probably not. He's not too bright.

Originally Posted by PavementPounder

Ask, and you shall receive...


DRUNK DRIVING CRASH NEAR LOCAL AREA RESTAURANT IN LANSING
11/28/05 | Stephanie Anderson
Posted on 11/30/2005 1:39:38 PM PDT by Allen Zimmerman


LANSING-- A 29-year-old man was arrested Sunday night when the motorcycle he was driving crashed into a small pickup truck near Willow Road.

The driver of the truck told police he was traveling east on Willow Road south of the 496 freeway leaving a local restaurant and looked up after adjusting his radio when he saw his truck had drifted into the oncoming traffic lane, where the motorcycle was headed toward him, according to West Lansing traffic investigator Jim Jaymis.

The two vehicles collided, sending the truck off the road and throwing the man from his motorcycle. The motorcycle broke into pieces, caught fire, and started a grass fire off the side road. The man ran from the scene and escaped into the woods where he was found completely disrobed shortly after by police. Tests indicate the driver of the motorcycle was intoxicated with a blood alcohol reading substantially over the legal limit. Exact numbers have not been released.

Police have not released the man's name as of press time. The driver of the pickup truck was not hurt.


According to the information I received from a friend's Dad who is a cop out there, the bike had apparently already been reported weaving prior to the accident. They think that the truck's driver was actually fooled into thinking that he had allowed the truck to drift because the bike was in front of him when he looked up. On top of the fact that the cops were already out to get him, the rider then told Police that he had a weapon. Unfortunately, he was preoccupied with that weapon - it was in his hand when they caught him, which is what "found completely disrobed" means. He told the cops he was going to "shoot them" with it. I think you get the point.


What's that you say? You want to know who this high-quality individual is that does dumb **** like this, none of us has seen or met, and tells everyone in Lansing he rides with DR? He is the one, the only...

Madisonct1


Good job, bro. Remember what I told you about how I just don't have to worry about it? Well, thanks for proving my point. You made quite an impression on her with this.

Originally Posted by BigJeff

He isn't really saying he rides with is he?

Originally Posted by Lucky~13

Asking a question doesn't really work in a closed thread genius

Originally Posted by BigJeff

Hanging and acting like a playa with girls don't do you much good being gay and all. Yet you still do it.