Ok post up what you have learned so far from riding this season..

1. 93 octane gas spilled on your nuts will burn.

2. Sitting on your tank on I69 will get you pulled over by State Police.

3. Having twins will ruin your riding season and make you fall off the face of the earth.

4. Lawn tractors will jump a dead Suzuki.

5. Never start your painting career with a "candy" type paint.

 

6. Dan would rather beat up cops than ride.

7. You don't have to be able to stunt in order to become a member of a stunt team.

8. A handbrake would be nice for seatstanders.

9. Its hard to explain stunting to a regular nonriding person.

 

10. Security gaurds fish children from the fountains at the mall.
11. You can't please everyone.
12. Demon still has a bike.

 

1.to keep my eye on cops....they could be selling crack.
2.that i look young with my helmet on.
3.its much better riding with a passenger that has big *****.
4.that my bike is still the cleanest in town.
5.i know that flip cant paint the town, let alone a bike. ..... sorry flip.

 

1. rustys girl has big *****.
2. Flip cant paint a bike
3.This has been a great year
4. Rusty is not a minute man
5.flip cant paint a bike.

 

1. Sometimes you need to point out that the left turn lane light has turned green to the guy turning left when stopped at a light in Ann Arbor.

2. Bugs hurt when they hit your chest at 75mph, they even sometimes leave welts. Don't wear tank tops when riding.

3. Rode test courses are fun to play on.

 

13. Motherfukas need to go to pre-K and learn Patterns!

 

4. I am not good with patterns

 

14. That is obvious
15. Chicks dig guys with skills
16. No matter how much you warn people not to do dumb **** in a parade, someone will do something dumb and get arrested.
17. Dan REALLY hates cops
18. don't park your bike behind dads truck
19. Niner can't back a trailer up
20. Neither can Borne
21. Rusty owns an icecream stand???



Big Jarsh

 

22. Tall muthafukas from Lapeer can stunt the **** out of an R6.

 

23. Did someone say rustys woman has big tittahs?!

 

#69:If you are going to have 2 good wreck in one season they are probably both going to be when you ride in front of the most people.

#99 It doesn't take skill to get your picture in a bike magazine, just a good picture of a painful looking wreck.

 

24. Hondas will blow up if u rag on them hard enough
25. traffic tickets are expensive
26. if u have a stunt rag your a stunter
27. Flip whines to much
28. you need a cycle endorsement to ride a motorcycle reffer back to 25.

 

I never thought I would type this, but I have to agree with these five the most out of everyones. :YEAH :YEAH

Other than that Rusty's old lady has big ones.

 

102. Flip has a tatoo on his pecker (Ill take your word for it )

 

223. I am more happy when I am pissed.

445 Back injuries hurt.

555. The respect everyone has extented me helps me with the pain of not be able to ride.

889. I can't spell worth a ****.

 

#114 Tony still can't ride a wheelie
#115 Twins are time consuming
#116 Home remodling takes a ton of your time
#117 Flip likes ridng the fence.

 

#33323. a stock 636's rearset will break off if you look at it the wrong way
#5464. motorcycles are fast
#4535. i need something with a motor
#5354. hook'dun fonix wurkt 4 myyyyyyyyy!!!!

 

116. no one can follow patterns
117. structure doesn't matter.
1119. if you ride without insurance and hit someone it takes a lot longer to get back in the game.
1123. young girls are phucking retarded!
1167. Jarsh seems to nail what ever broad he wants. *props*

 

Hey how do you know.. come ride and find out