So I got pulled over tonight. Nothing big, taillight bulb burned out. Still the cop lights me up on my way to taco bell, I pull over, here's how the conversation went....

**Cop walks up**

Cop: So who do you work for?

me: huh?

Cop: Who do you work for?

me: what do you mean officer?

Cop: What department, what agency do you work for?

me: What agency?

cop: yeah

me: uhhhhh, I'm not a cop. What makes you think I'm a federal agent or something?

Cop: Cause you got your hands up on the steering wheel. License, registration "yadda yadda yadda"

Cop: Have you been drinking tonight?

me: your the one who thinks I have an FBI badge or something.

Cop: Are you getting smart with me son?

me: No sir, they told us not to do that in the CIA

 

haha, I like smart asses, Did he let you off?

 

You should have told him it was a long day and asked if he wanted a meximelt and a mexican pizza.

 

So lucky, does this mean your Cheif will get pissed that the White man hassled you???


Big Jarsh

 

No ticket, not even a warning. Just a "Have a nice night"!

FBI's doing plenty on that front.

 

I see
very interesting...



Big Jarsh

 

If you ever get in major trouble with the police, give Flip a call to come give them head and they'll let you off for sure.

 

Would that be a flip-job?

 

So... you sucked the cop off and got out of the ticket?

 

Yes, Flip did from what I hear. I don't believe it though.