No, but Pedro are you still allowed to run for President? If you need any of my skills just let me know.
Darn it Tina, Eat you food.

Have you every looked into time travel?

 

I've often wondered about it...

If you could, when/where would you go???



Big Jarsh

 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

 

I"d go back to saturday but stuff my bike into schwarts car

 

1982. I would have the coach put me in and we would be state champs. Then I would be sitting around relaxin in the hot tub with my soul mate right now.

Will Pete learn to follow the rules?

Where and when would you go?

 

No pete won't learn how to follow the rules because he sucks at life

1982! That was the year I was born. dang you are old, almost as old as Dan hahahahaha
I was watching Dane Cook (comedian) and I would do like him, I'd go back to the night of my conception and run into the room and smack my dad on his *** and scream "I'M YOUR SON FROM THE FUTURE BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!" then run out and come back to present time.

Do you think that would create a paradox???



Big Jarsh

 

Don't care if a paradox ensued. But no.



Do you think I was successful with about mentioned fireball???



:YEAH :YEAH

 

I bet you mad a big fire!


Did it end up anything like this pic???



Big Jarsh

 

a little lower but almost!!

Did you know that we are in stuntlife chat right now!!??

FLip

GET TO THE ROOM

 

I didn't know you were there...


Did you know that it is taking FOREVER for me to load the chat room??



Big Jarsh

 

I didn't know that.

Has Jarsh successfully courted labluez1?????

 

He asked her to marry her last night!

Do you think it will last!?

Flip

 

Probably not, unless they go to vegas and get married by Elvis.

TuPac and Elvis will watch over the marrige together as they are in Aruba hanging out on the beach.


Do you believe that Elvis is dead?

 

No hes cruising around with 2pac and Biggie......


If a cop was eating bacon for breakfast would you call him a cannibal?

 

depends on the gender of the cop and the pig.

Which way do you want to play this?

 

I play it how it is....

Which way makes it the worst?

 

Male pig and male cop.

Then you have a homo canibal.
If they were both female then the bacon would taste like chicken.

How long has Schwartz had a crown of flames???

 

Don't know, but I saw him lurking when I asked and thought we could get some reaction.

Why did I have to answer my own question to get this thread bumped to the top?

 

Because unlike schwartz your a flamer and he is just On fire baby yeah..(austin powers voice...use it in your head).

What other voices do you use in your head.

Flip

 

(Skip)
Gheese Napoleon, I think you ripped of my mole.

Is it bleeding?

Who else you got?