Schedule. I schedule for a living.

What if I already have the rings?

 

Then toodles to you...I only use the sterilized packs that Acid Works sterlizes...so I don't care...God how cheap!

How cheap are you...are you trying to get completely free piercings?


Flip

 

well.....yeah.....I already paid for them once.....and you never told me how much the damn things cost.....I want bar bells anyway!


How much damnit?

 

I want a dark haired, B cup, big booty girl in my cake


is that ok with you?

 

it's ok with me


is that ok with you?

 

That is perfectly fine with me.

Does this mean that you will marry me????



Big Jarsh

 

Yeah, she'll marry you, but then she'll run off with the dark haired, B cup, big booty girl

Do you think that you could handle that?

 

I could handle that.

What are we talking about here?

 

The new world order

Do you really think it would be ok for Barney to be the president and for our new national antium to be the "I love you, you love me" song?

 

Barney is gay.

Wonder who would be the first to assasinate him?

 

I hear there's a gang of fainting goats that want to kick his ***, every time he walks around a corner they get scared and faint, go figure. Anyway, they've planned there attack durring the night so he won't scare them and foil their plans.

I hope they're succesful. Do you trust the goats?

 

I dont trust Goats.... bad news. Yes I will marry you, as long as the dark haired girl can sleep in our spare bedroon.

Does dark haired girls usually stay in spare bedrooms?

 

I do trust the goats and feel they have every intention on completing their mission. HOWEVER! Doing this attack at night will only get them closer to there "MARK." I do feel they will choke and the inherent problem will raise its head and they will faint at the last minute.


Ahhh What do you think about that???

 

Hell, I was just gonna give them a ride there, but it looks like I may have to assist in the murdur.....Who wants to be my alibi?

 

I will be your albi...we will say that you were fishing in wisconsin.


What else she we include to make it more solid!?

Flip

 

say you were naked and met some campers.



What did you do with the campers though?

 

Well of course she taught them how to pitch a tent and set up camp.

But who is going to do the clean up?

 

Domestic Dan can do the cleanup.


Wouldn't it be better if the Dark Haired B cup, big booty girl slept in OUR bedroom???



Big Jarsh

 

That would be much better in my opinion...she could be like a body pillow or the remote if you lose it in bed!

Can you think of a moment where a second woman wouldn't be useful?

Flip

 

During Menstrual Cycles..

Can you think of another??