Would you like an apple pie with that?

 

How about a large cup of STFU

 

Or some cheese with that wine.

 

Or a piece of that sweet *** in your avatar...

Camron Diaz, SOOOO HOT, WANT TO TOUCH THE HEINEY.


Big Jarsh

 

OK, I'm off to school now. Matt, go easy on me I don't want to have to work too hard to catch up.
I figure 112 posts in one day is a pretty good days work.


Big Jarsh

 

Ill try to take it easy but its what I do ya know

 

I'm trying to get in some quick whoring on break here at kollege.

Unfortunately I have to get going back to class.

Take her easy. And if she's really easy, take her twice.


Big Jarsh

 

your a classy guy

 

Yes Ma'am I am
and i get with Classy Hoes

Big Jarsh

 

If by get with you mean stare at...yes you do

 

you are a bad monkey

 

as long as you dont spank the monkey thats fine

 

Can we Choke the Chicken?

 

we.......ummm NO!!

 

Flog the Dolphin?

 

Beat the meat?

 

wax the weasle?


Big Jarsh

 

slam the *******?

 

pound the hound


Big Jarsh

 

Ok well I'm going to bed then since Matt is gonna work now, and not play Postwhore any more...

Today's Postwhoring stats:
I did 185 posts (counting this one)
I went through 2 avatars (one of Mr. Rogers, and now this one that Dorris personally made for me)
My posts per day went up from .92 to 1.67ish.
It's been established that I enjoy Mashed Potatoes, and I tried to get three girls to go to a pants party.
it seems virtually everyone loves KFC Mashed Potatoes and Gravy
I got a request to video tape me taking the pipe off my bike and bounce it off the rev limiter in my neighbors driveway at 3 a.m.
I learned that there are two different counters as far as number of threads there are on this forum.
And it seemed like no one but me and Matt were posting on the DR board

What a Day, what will tomorrow bring????????



Big Jarsh