what the hell is going on??? I wanted to post back at Dan about his comment about licking sugar off of Kristin, but now that thread is locked and my joke is ruined. Threads are being changed so I have to go back and read them twice, and that sucks. This is becoming lame. Everyone should go watch Napoleon Dynamite and realize how cool you are so your inferiority complex settles down and stop *****ing and stop altering the posts.

Now, Dan, your welcome. Who do you think taught Kristin (and later Joanie) that nice little sugar trick? You must have taught it to T's wife cause when I was over there a couple weeks ago, she already knew it!!!

-Jake

 

sorry I tought her that, credit where credit is due

 

Damn, I thought I have been reckonizing a new tread pattern in the footprints outside her window...F me, pretty soon there's going to be a line. (sigh) Guess I'll have to start heading back over to Jeff's house, might as well pay a visit to my kids while I'm there.

 

b.i.t.c.h. is a prohibited word? that's funny. probably cause all the stupid chicks were like "oh, that's not fair to call women b.i.t.c.h.e.s., were stupid bike w.h.o.r.e.s. (just in case that's on the list too) but don't call us a b.i.t.c.h." Ahhhh, I am very anti-women today. Some of them can be the biggest c.u.n.t.s. in the world. Especially when they have a baby and you want to go riding with their husdbands. FTW.
-Jake

 

someone put his tampon in the wrong hole this morning

 

just called Annie, your WRONG, I got the right one b.i.t.c.h.!

 

damn jake you dont have top be so b.i.t.c.h.y about it

 

i wasn't trying to be b.i.t.c.h.y, you little b.i.t.c.h..

 

I knew you'd b.i.t.c.h-up and apoligize

 

I can run a mile in 7 min.

 

Does anyone know how long it takes Chris to run a mile?

 

Depends.............If there's a ***** at the end of mile it's about 5min, If theres a hot chick he won't even finish.

 

I bet I can beat you in YOUR wheelchair

 

towards the peni5? you'll both beat me

 

This is Jake.

This has got to be the funniest post of the day. Good job Dan, Annie and I laughed our asses off. Personally I think it would be less than 5 min, but you probably rounded up.

 

it would be 5 min, your slower when you run backwards towards the peni5

 

Hey dumbasss wanta-be mod...........You can stop spelling ***** with a 5 at the end. It should be obvious from my first post that it is not a banned stuntlife word, or you couldn't have seen it.

 

I did it on purpose

 

That's how it's spelled within the ghey community

 

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