Give me your best lines
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Give me your best lines
I'm Looking for your best pick up lines guys. So that I may use them down in Florida this weekend.
a few of my favorites are:
-Wanna play army? it's real simple, I lie down and you blow the hell out of me.
-take a sugar packet drop it on the floor and say, "Excuse me, you dropped your nametag"
- Hold up your index and middle finger and ask, do you know why you should use these two fingers to **********? when she says why, you say, Because they are MINE
I'm sure if I think hard enough I can remember more, but it's late and I'm tired, so someone else holla back at me with some of your lines.
Big Jarsh
a few of my favorites are:
-Wanna play army? it's real simple, I lie down and you blow the hell out of me.
-take a sugar packet drop it on the floor and say, "Excuse me, you dropped your nametag"
- Hold up your index and middle finger and ask, do you know why you should use these two fingers to **********? when she says why, you say, Because they are MINE
I'm sure if I think hard enough I can remember more, but it's late and I'm tired, so someone else holla back at me with some of your lines.
Big Jarsh
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From: flint
Re: Give me your best lines
- I feel like Richard Gere, I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.
- What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
- You're ugly but you intrigue me.
- Oh my sweet darling! For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
- If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
- (give her a bottle of tequila) Drink this, then call me when you're ready.
- I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.
- Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
- Hey baby, wanna go halfsies on a bastard child?
- Do you believe in sex before the first date?
- What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
- You're ugly but you intrigue me.
- Oh my sweet darling! For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
- If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
- (give her a bottle of tequila) Drink this, then call me when you're ready.
- I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.
- Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
- Hey baby, wanna go halfsies on a bastard child?
- Do you believe in sex before the first date?
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From: Newton (Wichita), KS
Re: Give me your best lines
Just walk up like a man and ask her to go back to your room and screw. Sure most of them will slap you, but used enough it's bound to work at least once. (Make sure someone gets it on film, so we can laugh in the humiliation)
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From: Charleston, Illinois
Re: Give me your best lines
-Are you tired? Because you've been runnin through my mind all night.
-What time should I set my alarm for?
*You should also where a shirt that says "to all you virgins; thanks for nothing"
-What time should I set my alarm for?
*You should also where a shirt that says "to all you virgins; thanks for nothing"
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From: sterling hts MI
Re: Give me your best lines
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
- (give her a bottle of tequila) Drink this, then call me when you're ready.
- I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.
- Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?"
those are funny as hell
- (give her a bottle of tequila) Drink this, then call me when you're ready.
- I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.
- Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?"
those are funny as hell
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Re: Give me your best lines
Originally Posted by XFlipX
Do you rent or own? When she asks what...that lovely body you angel!
Flip
PS stolen from the family guy!
Flip
PS stolen from the family guy!
You know, if you steal something you should use it correctly...
Do you rent or own? when she asks what, you say, Those WINGS you Angel
Big Jarsh
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Re: Give me your best lines
how about this one...
If your around Flip and a girl walks by yell
"YO BABY, EVER HAVE YOUR ASSH*LE LICKED BY A FAT GUY ON A GIXXER 600?"
Big Jarsh
If your around Flip and a girl walks by yell
"YO BABY, EVER HAVE YOUR ASSH*LE LICKED BY A FAT GUY ON A GIXXER 600?"
Big Jarsh
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From: Birch Run, MI
Re: Give me your best lines
you gotta give props to Jay and Silent Bob
Originally Posted by Big Jarsh
how about this one...
If your around Flip and a girl walks by yell
"YO BABY, EVER HAVE YOUR ASSH*LE LICKED BY A FAT GUY ON A GIXXER 600?"
Big Jarsh
If your around Flip and a girl walks by yell
"YO BABY, EVER HAVE YOUR ASSH*LE LICKED BY A FAT GUY ON A GIXXER 600?"
Big Jarsh
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