Pulling Out
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Pulling Out
For his birthday Little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His
father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is
$80,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford
it."
The next day the father saw Little Patrick heading out the front door
with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?
Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night and
heard you tell mum you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to
wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying
here by myself with an $80,000 mortgage and no f---ing bike!"
father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is
$80,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford
it."
The next day the father saw Little Patrick heading out the front door
with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?
Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night and
heard you tell mum you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to
wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying
here by myself with an $80,000 mortgage and no f---ing bike!"
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Re: Pulling Out
Originally Posted by Mogwai
Yeah, that is funny, and it was funny when I posted it last year too. But that's ok, it's still funny
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