How to tell if.....
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How to tell if.....
How to tell if you need to pray at work:
When a coworker comes in a little too happy singing "good morning" to
everyone and you think, "Somebody needs to slap the sh*t out of her...You
need to pray at work.
When someone comes in and announces, "office meeting in 5 minutes," and you
think, "what the f..k do they want now."........You need to pray at work.
When your computer is mysteriously turned off and you want to say, "which
one of you sons of bit*&^@ turned off my computer." You need to pray at work.
When you and a coworker are discussing something and a 3rd person comes in
and says, "well at my last office", and you want to staple his face......
You need to pray at work.
When you hear a coworker call your name and the first thing that crosses
your mind is, "what the hell does this b!#@h<mailto:b!#@h> want now
and you try to hide underneath your desk".........You need to pray at work.
When you're asked to stay late and help do someone else's work and
the first thing that pops in your head is, "both of y'all can kiss my
#ss!!".......You need to pray at work.
When you're in the elevator and it stops to pick up someone who stood
for 5 minutes waiting for it and they only go DOWN one floor, and you say
"that lazy a.. b..t.rd"......You need to pray at work.
When you take some vacation time and come back to find a mountain of
paperwork sitting on your desk because no one else would do it and
you think, "sorry *** m#$^% f%&#s"....... You need to pray at work.
If you have ever thought about poisoning, choking, punching, slapping,
throwing out of a window or flattening someones tires that you work
with ...You need to pray at work.
If you avoid saying more than hello or how are you doing to someone
because you know it's going to lead to their life story........
You need to pray at work.
If you had ever sat at your desk all day and played Solitaire, Free Cell,
Jeopardy, Hearts or any other game and then get pissed when someone
walks into your office and you have to stop playing.......
You need to pray at work.
If you can fill in all the blanks to the words above, YOU REALLY
NEED TO PRAY!!!
When a coworker comes in a little too happy singing "good morning" to
everyone and you think, "Somebody needs to slap the sh*t out of her...You
need to pray at work.
When someone comes in and announces, "office meeting in 5 minutes," and you
think, "what the f..k do they want now."........You need to pray at work.
When your computer is mysteriously turned off and you want to say, "which
one of you sons of bit*&^@ turned off my computer." You need to pray at work.
When you and a coworker are discussing something and a 3rd person comes in
and says, "well at my last office", and you want to staple his face......
You need to pray at work.
When you hear a coworker call your name and the first thing that crosses
your mind is, "what the hell does this b!#@h<mailto:b!#@h> want now
and you try to hide underneath your desk".........You need to pray at work.
When you're asked to stay late and help do someone else's work and
the first thing that pops in your head is, "both of y'all can kiss my
#ss!!".......You need to pray at work.
When you're in the elevator and it stops to pick up someone who stood
for 5 minutes waiting for it and they only go DOWN one floor, and you say
"that lazy a.. b..t.rd"......You need to pray at work.
When you take some vacation time and come back to find a mountain of
paperwork sitting on your desk because no one else would do it and
you think, "sorry *** m#$^% f%&#s"....... You need to pray at work.
If you have ever thought about poisoning, choking, punching, slapping,
throwing out of a window or flattening someones tires that you work
with ...You need to pray at work.
If you avoid saying more than hello or how are you doing to someone
because you know it's going to lead to their life story........
You need to pray at work.
If you had ever sat at your desk all day and played Solitaire, Free Cell,
Jeopardy, Hearts or any other game and then get pissed when someone
walks into your office and you have to stop playing.......
You need to pray at work.
If you can fill in all the blanks to the words above, YOU REALLY
NEED TO PRAY!!!
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