Aquarius (Jan 23 - Feb 22) You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a jerk. You enjoy getting screwed by large inanimate objects!

Pieces (Feb 23 - Mar 22) You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or Aliens. You have a minor influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting what you confuse as power. You lack confidence and smell funny.

Aries (Mar 23 - Apr 22) You are a pioneer type and think most people are *********. You are quick to reprimand, impatient and full of advice. You do nothing but ****-off everyone you come in contact with. Basically you are a *****.

Taurus (Apr 23 - May 22) You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and stick-to-ivness because you never do anything right the first time. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a *** hole and communist.

Gemini (May 23 - June 22) You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Geminis are notorious for hitting on their siblings.

Cancer (June 23 - July 22) You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems, which makes you nosey *****. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a crap. Everyone in prison is a Cancer.

Leo (July 23 - Aug 22) You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are an idiot. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo are thieving dipshits and enjoy masturbating more than sex.

Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22) You are the logical type and hate disorder. Your ****-picking attitude is sickening to your friends and co-workers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep during intercorse. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.

Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 22) You are the artistic type and have a difficult time dealing with reality. If you are a male you are probably queer. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nil. Most Libra women are ******. All Libras die of venereal disease.

Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 22) You are the worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are the perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpios are MURDERED.

Sagittarius (Nov 23 - Dec 22) You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on your luck, since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks. Nixon was a Sagittarius. You are indeed a worthless piece of crap.

Capricorn (Dec 23 - Jan 22) You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically a chickenshit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself.

 

Scorpio.........biatch!

 

Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 22) You are the artistic type and have a difficult time dealing with reality. If you are a male you are probably queer. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nil. Most Libra women are ******. All Libras die of venereal disease.


nice.........

 

Sounds about right 4 you





J/K

 

Pieces (Feb 23 - Mar 22) You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or Aliens. You have a minor influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting what you confuse as power. You lack confidence and smell funny.

I'm gonna go take a shower now



**** I cant cause the FBI agent just chased the alien into the bathroom what will I ever do????

 

Capricorn (Dec 23 - Jan 22) You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically a chickenshit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself.

hahahahahaha thats some funny sh*t right there man

 

He's all fuked up!!! Don't Jump Man!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22) You are the logical type and hate disorder. Your ****-picking attitude is sickening to your friends and co-workers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep during intercorse. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps

Lol, the funny part is all my girlfreinds have said I am a cold hearted bastard...and I analyze **** too much. fug em

 

cancer here i do put things off

 

Cancer (June 23 - July 22) You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems, which makes you nosey *****. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a crap. Everyone in prison is a Cancer.

That describes me to a tee Damnit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

ya im a cancer too whats the welfare crap

 

LMAO......Thats ****in Harsh!!

Im a Cancer
And Chris Is A Scorpio .... His Aint Much Better Either

 

Pieces

i got to get outta here the feds are on this bord watchin me.......lol

 

Aries (Mar 23 - Apr 22) You are a pioneer type and think most people are *********. You are quick to reprimand, impatient and full of advice. You do nothing but ****-off everyone you come in contact with. Basically you are a *****.

Suits the Bishop well ....



...the Bishop has spoken...

 

taurussss