Dear Santa,
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Dear Santa,
i thought this was hilarious i hope you guys think so too.
Dear Santa,
You must be surprised that I'm writing to you today, the 26th of Dec. Well, I would like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month, when filled with illusion, I wrote you my letter. I asked for a bicycle, an electric train set, a pair of roller blades, and a football uniform. I destroyed my brain studying the whole year. Not only was I the first in my class, but I had the best grades in the whole school. I'm not going to lie to you, there was no one in my entire neighborhood that behaved better than me, with my parents, my brothers, my friends, and with my neighbors. I would go on errands, and even help the elderly cross the street. There was virtually nothing within reach that I would not do for humanity. what ***** you have leaving me a f*cking yoyo, a lame whistle and a pair of ugly socks. What the f*ck were you thinking, you fat *****, that you've taken me for a sucker the whole f*cking year to come out with some sh*t like this under the tree. As if you hadn't f*cked me enough, you gave that lil quiff across the street so many toys that he cant even walk into his own house. Don't let me see you trying to fit your big, fat *** down my chimney next year. I'll f*ck you up. I'll throw rocks at those stupid reindeer and scare them away so you'll have to walk back to the f*cking north pole, just like what I have to do now since you didn't get me that f*cking bike. F*UCK YOU SANTA. Next year you'll find out how bad I can be, you fat C*CKSUCKER!
Sincerely,
Little Johnny
Dear Santa,
You must be surprised that I'm writing to you today, the 26th of Dec. Well, I would like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month, when filled with illusion, I wrote you my letter. I asked for a bicycle, an electric train set, a pair of roller blades, and a football uniform. I destroyed my brain studying the whole year. Not only was I the first in my class, but I had the best grades in the whole school. I'm not going to lie to you, there was no one in my entire neighborhood that behaved better than me, with my parents, my brothers, my friends, and with my neighbors. I would go on errands, and even help the elderly cross the street. There was virtually nothing within reach that I would not do for humanity. what ***** you have leaving me a f*cking yoyo, a lame whistle and a pair of ugly socks. What the f*ck were you thinking, you fat *****, that you've taken me for a sucker the whole f*cking year to come out with some sh*t like this under the tree. As if you hadn't f*cked me enough, you gave that lil quiff across the street so many toys that he cant even walk into his own house. Don't let me see you trying to fit your big, fat *** down my chimney next year. I'll f*ck you up. I'll throw rocks at those stupid reindeer and scare them away so you'll have to walk back to the f*cking north pole, just like what I have to do now since you didn't get me that f*cking bike. F*UCK YOU SANTA. Next year you'll find out how bad I can be, you fat C*CKSUCKER!
Sincerely,
Little Johnny
nice! 
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