http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/cyber.php

The last line killed me!

 

hahaha that was hilarious

 

great post we need more like that.

 

lmao ahahaha nice

 

Funny stuff!

 

I've seen that before, wicked funny.

The same guy has like 9 or 10 of these HILLARIOUS conversations..

I wish I had the link to his collection

 

hahahahhahahhhaahahahahhahahahaa

 

Theres one where he says "it doesnt get any more serious than a rhinocerous about to charge your ***.."
Thats my favorite

 

^^ LOL, yeah, that's the one I was going to mention.

the girl-"I'm serious!"

the guy-"It doesn't get any more serious than a rhinocerous about to charge your ***."

:YEAH

Here ya go


"bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ***.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ***.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now."

 

"I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking." that is funny

 

 

He said, "My weiner is all floppy"