The nun and Hooters
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The nun and Hooters
A nun, really needing to go to the bathroom, walked into a
local HOOTERS.
The place was hopping with music and dancing, but every once
in a while the lights would turn off. Each time after the lights would go
out, the place would erupt into cheers.
However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. She
walked up to the bartender, and asked," May I please use the restroom?"
The bartender nervously replied," I really don' t think you
should."
"Why not?" the nun asked.
"Well, there is a life-size statue of a naked man in there,
and his most private parts are covered only by a fig leaf."
"Nonsense," said the nun," I'll just look the other way."
So the bartender showed the nun the door at the top of the
stairs, and she proceeded to the restroom. After a few minutes,
she came back out, and the whole place was hopping with music
and dancing again.
However, they did stop just long enough to give the nun a loud round of
applause.
She walked up to the bartender and said," Sir, I don't
understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went
to the restroom?"
"Well, because now they know you 're one of us, " said the
bartender.
"Would you like a drink? "
"But, I still don' t understand," said the puzzled nun.
"You see," laughed the bartender, "every time the fig leaf
on that statue is lifted up, the lights go out
in the whole place. Now, how about that drink?"
vs. 
hahahahaha
local HOOTERS.
The place was hopping with music and dancing, but every once
in a while the lights would turn off. Each time after the lights would go
out, the place would erupt into cheers.
However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. She
walked up to the bartender, and asked," May I please use the restroom?"
The bartender nervously replied," I really don' t think you
should."
"Why not?" the nun asked.
"Well, there is a life-size statue of a naked man in there,
and his most private parts are covered only by a fig leaf."
"Nonsense," said the nun," I'll just look the other way."
So the bartender showed the nun the door at the top of the
stairs, and she proceeded to the restroom. After a few minutes,
she came back out, and the whole place was hopping with music
and dancing again.
However, they did stop just long enough to give the nun a loud round of
applause.
She walked up to the bartender and said," Sir, I don't
understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went
to the restroom?"
"Well, because now they know you 're one of us, " said the
bartender.
"Would you like a drink? "
"But, I still don' t understand," said the puzzled nun.
"You see," laughed the bartender, "every time the fig leaf
on that statue is lifted up, the lights go out
in the whole place. Now, how about that drink?"
vs. hahahahaha 
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Re: The nun and Hooters
Originally Posted by j900rr
to funny holly , where do you come up with this stuff 
She sends some of the funniest stuff! 
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