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Where some new jokes at? This Forums been dead lately.. I'm bored at work and need some **** to laugh at...

LuckyHollyB

A blonde named Pam is appearing on "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"
with Regis Philbin.

Regis: "Pam, you're up to $500,000 with one lifeline left: phone a
friend. If you get it right, the next question is worth one
million dollars. If you get it wrong, you drop back to $32,000. Are you
ready?"

Pam: "Yes."

Regis: "Which of the following birds does not build its own nest?
Is It:
A) robin, B) sparrow, C) cuckoo, or D) thrush."

Pam: "I'd like to phone a friend. I'd like to call Carol."

Carol (also a blonde) answers the phone: "Hello?"

Regis: "Hello Carol, it's Regis Philbin from Who Wants To Be A
Millionaire. I have your friend, Pam, here who needs your help to
answer the one million dollar question. The next voice you hear will be
Pam's..."

Pam: "Carol, which of the following birds does not build it's own
nest? Is
it: A) robin, B) sparrow, C) cuckoo, or D) thrush."

Carol: "Good grief, Pam, that's simple. It's a cuckoo."

Pam: "Are you sure?"

Carol: "I'm sure."

Regis: "Pam, you heard Carol. Do you keep the $500,000 or play for
the million?"

Pam: "I want to play; I'll go with C) cuckoo."

Regis: "Is that your final answer?"

Pam: "Yes."

Regis: "Are you confident?"

Pam: "Yes; I think Carol's pretty smart."

Regis: "You said C) cuckoo, and you're right! Congratulations, you
have just won one million dollars!"

To celebrate, Pam flies Carol to New York. That night they go out
on the town. As they're sipping champagne, Pam looks at Carol and asks
her, "Tell me, how did you know that it was the cuckoo that does not build its
own nest?"

Carol answers, "That's easy, everybody knows they live in clocks."

LuckyHollyB

And that is coming from a blonde

LuckyHollyB

This one made me laugh lol

LuckyHollyB

I dunno if i posted this one or not.. but here's another

A preacher was making his rounds to his parishioners on a
bicycle, when
he came upon a little boy trying to sell a lawn mower.
"How much do you want for the mower?" asked the preacher. "I
just want
enough money to go out and buy me a bicycle," said the
little boy.
After a moment of consideration, the preacher asked, Will
you take my bike
in trade for it?"
The little boy asked if he could try it out first, and,
after riding the
bike around a little while, said, "Mister, you've got
yourself a deal."
The preacher took the mower and began to crank it. He pulled
on the rope a
few times with no response from the mower. The preacher
called the little
boy over and said, "I can't get this mower to start."
The little boy said, "That's because you have to cuss at it
to get it
started."
The preacher said, I'm a minister, and I can't cuss. It's
been so long
since I've been saved that I don't even remember how to
cuss."
The little boy looked at him happily and said, "You just
keep pulling on
that rope. It'll come back to ya."

wheeliekid

hahaha those are pretty good.