A woman was leaving the 7-11 store with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.

A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pitbull dog on a leash. Behind her were 200 woman walking single file.

The woman couldn't stand the curiousity. She respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this...who's funeral is it?"

The woman replied, "Well, the first hearse is for my husband."

"What happened to him?"

The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."

She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"

The woman answered, "My mother-in-law." "She was trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her."

A poingnant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two women.

"Can I borrow the dog?"

The woman replied, "Get in line!"

 

 

damn your bustin out some mean man jokes

 

no ****! but funny ones

 

 

lol...my man said the same thing! he thinks i'm a man-hater!!!

but i can honestly say - I'M NOT!!!

i'll try to bash women with my next one!!! :p :p :p

lata...
amy