Daughter's Letter
A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter on the bed. With
the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling hands:

Dear Mom,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I have eloped
with my new boyfriend. I found real passion and he is so nice, even with all
his piercing and tattoos, and I love riding on the back of his big
motorcycle.
But it's not only that Mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very
happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children with
me and that's one of my dreams.
I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for
us and his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasy we
may want. In the meantime, we'll pray for science to find the AIDS cure, for
Ahmed to get better, he deserves it.
Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself.
Some day I'll visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.

Your daughter,
Judith


PS: Mom, it's not true. I'm next door at Sandy's. I just wanted to show you
that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk
drawer...I love you!

 

that's funny

 

ahahaha thats awesome. Im gonna try that next time.

 

don't think if i found it that i would of made it to the end

 

That wouldn't actually be a bad idea for a kid to do, write a letter like that. There are alot of parents that are very strict and put sooo much pressure on their kids to be better than everyone else.

That is funny as hell though...

 

thats funny i like that ima send that to my friend

 

i am trying that