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> >
> >When you have an "I hate my job" day try this.
> >
> >On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go
to the
>thermometer
> >section. You will need to purchase a rectal thermometer
made by "Johnson
>and
> >Johnson." Be sure you get this brand.
> >
> >Change to very comfortable clothing. Open the package
and remove the
> >thermometer. Carefully place it on the table so that it
will not become
> >chipped or broken. Take out the material that comes with
the thermometer
> >and read it.
> >
> >You will notice that in small print there is this
statement:
> >
> >"Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is
personally
>tested",
> >
> >Now close your eyes and repeat out loud five times: "I
am so glad I do
>not
> >work for quality control at the Johnson and Johnson
Company.
> >
> >
> >
> >"Bringing people together to advance their lives."
> >
>
> >
> >When you have an "I hate my job" day try this.
> >
> >On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go
to the
>thermometer
> >section. You will need to purchase a rectal thermometer
made by "Johnson
>and
> >Johnson." Be sure you get this brand.
> >
> >Change to very comfortable clothing. Open the package
and remove the
> >thermometer. Carefully place it on the table so that it
will not become
> >chipped or broken. Take out the material that comes with
the thermometer
> >and read it.
> >
> >You will notice that in small print there is this
statement:
> >
> >"Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is
personally
>tested",
> >
> >Now close your eyes and repeat out loud five times: "I
am so glad I do
>not
> >work for quality control at the Johnson and Johnson
Company.
> >
> >
> >
> >"Bringing people together to advance their lives."
> >
>
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