When I seen this I laughed really hard..........................




Dear Abby,

I have been so blessed in my life. Great parents, great wife and kids, great job, and a great education.

When I finally retired, I could hardly wait to spend time enjoying my favorite pastime -- bass fishing. I got my own little fishing boat and tried to get my wife to join me, but she just never liked fishing.

Finally, one day at the Bait & Tackle Shop, I got to talking to Sam, the shop owner, who it turned out loves bass fishing as much as I do. We quickly became fishing buddies. As I said, the wife doesn't care about fishing; she not only refuses to join us, she always complains that I spend too much time fishing.

A few weeks ago Sam and I had the best fishing trip ever. Not only did I catch the most beautiful bass you've ever seen, only a few minutes later Sam must have caught his twin brother! So I took a picture of Sam holding up the two nice bass that we caught and showed the picture to the wife, hoping that maybe she'd get interested. Instead, she says she doesn't want me to go fishing at all anymore! And she wants me to sell the boat! I think she just doesn't like to see me enjoying myself.

What would you do? Tell the wife to forget it and continue my hobby or quit fishing and sell the boat as she insists?

Thanks,
Jim A Fisherman
P. S. I have enclosed the picture of Sam showing off the bass we caught.

 

i wanna go fishing with sam!!!!

 

i wanna DO sam...

 

Don't sell your boat. I'm kind of like you . I fish at least 3 days a week. Saltwater mostly. You just need to let her know that that makes you happy. I'm sure she does things to make her happy. As for Sam, you are one lucky bastard. I don't think I would catch much with her on the boat. I don't really think bass fishing is the problem. If you fished with a fat dirty redneck I don't think she would feel the same way. My

 

Hey bro, I might be wrong here......ummmm.....but for some reason I THINK this might be a joke. Just maybe. LOL

 

Blur, I know. just playing along

 

maybe u should spend more time doing what she likes to do

 

I'd Push ''sam'' Off The Boat And Tell Her '' You Ain't Getting Back On Unless Your Bucking Naked And Ready To ...''

 

I'd strangle sam with some fishing line while brutally raping her. Then I'd cut her up in tiny pieces to use as bait, and dump the rest to chum the waters.........


Ooops, did I say that out loud?

 

but you have to save her head so you have someone to talk to.

 

Can you read my mind? If you can, you better keep your mouth shut, or else....... well, you would know what

 

WOOWWW...WIERDO'S..

 

ok you guys can go fishing with sam ,i wanna go fishing with luckyhollyb
......lol......

 

 

After the way we been talking, I don't think she would go fishing with me

 

Who wouldn't???

 

 

Damn, she's laughing at me

 

I'm not laughing at you

 

awwwwwww