only in America
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only in America
1. Only in America......can a pizza get to
your house faster than an ambulance.
>2. Only in America........are there
handicap parking places in front of a
skating rink.
>3. Only in America......do drugstores
make the sick walk all the way to the
back of the store to get their
prescriptions while healthy people can buy
cigarettes at the front.
>4. Only in America......do people order
double cheeseburgers, large fries,
and a diet coke.
>5. Only in America......do banks leave
both doors open and then chain the
pens to the counters.
>6. Only in America......do we leave cars
worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the
garage.
>7. Only in America.......do we use
answering machines to screen calls and
then have call waiting so we won't miss a
call from someone we didn't want
to talk to in the first place.
>8. Only in America......do we buy hot
dogs in packages of ten and buns in
packages of eight.
>9. Only in America......do we use the
word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
>10. Only in America......do they have
drive-up ATM machines with Braille
lettering.
your house faster than an ambulance.
>2. Only in America........are there
handicap parking places in front of a
skating rink.
>3. Only in America......do drugstores
make the sick walk all the way to the
back of the store to get their
prescriptions while healthy people can buy
cigarettes at the front.
>4. Only in America......do people order
double cheeseburgers, large fries,
and a diet coke.
>5. Only in America......do banks leave
both doors open and then chain the
pens to the counters.
>6. Only in America......do we leave cars
worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the
garage.
>7. Only in America.......do we use
answering machines to screen calls and
then have call waiting so we won't miss a
call from someone we didn't want
to talk to in the first place.
>8. Only in America......do we buy hot
dogs in packages of ten and buns in
packages of eight.
>9. Only in America......do we use the
word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
>10. Only in America......do they have
drive-up ATM machines with Braille
lettering.
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