Why Do Men Die First??

This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries ...... but, now we know.

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race... you're a male chauvinist.

If you stay home and do the housework...you're a pansy.

If you work too hard...there's never any time for her.

If you don't work enough...you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay..this is exploitation.

If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay.....you should get off your lazy behind and find something better

If you get a promotion ahead of her....that is favoritism.

If she gets a job ahead of you.....it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks......it's sexual harassment.

If you keep quiet..........it's male indifference.

If you cry............you're a wimp.

If you don't........ you're an insensitive bastard.

If you make a decision without consulting her.........you're a chauvinist.

If she makes a decision without consulting you......she's a lliberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy....... that's domination.

If SHE asks you..........it's a favor

If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear......you're a
pervert.

If you don't.............you're gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape......you're sexist.

If you don't................you're unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape................you're vain.

If you don't..............you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers............you're after something.

If you don't....................you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements.........you're full of yourself.

If you don't....................you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache............she's tired.

If you have a headache.............you don't love her anymore.

If you want it too often.........you're oversexed.

If you don't................there must be someone else.

Men die first because they want to.

 

or they die first b/c some psycho b*tch drives them to suicide

 

so true