The husband had just finished his book "Man of the house". He stormed into
the house and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her
face, he said, "from now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this
house, and my word is law!" I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal
tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert
afterward. Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my bath so I can
relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me
and comb my hair? His wife replied, "the ****ing funeral director".

 

 

 

Dream on man!