One happy forrest
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One happy forrest
So there's this rabbit running through the woods and he comes across a deer rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at the deer and says, "Deer, don't do drugs, run through the forest with me." The deer looks at the joint, looks at the rabbit, looks at the joint.... puts it down and runs through the woods with the rabbit.
A little later, they come across a coyote setting up lines. So the rabbit says, "Coyote, don't do drugs, run through the forest with us." The coyote looks at the lines, looks at the rabbit, looks at the lines... stands up and runs through the woods with the rabbit and deer.
Yet a little later, they all come across a bear boiling tar on a spoon. So, once again, the rabbit says, "Bear, don't do drugs, come run through the forest with us." The bear looks at his H, looks at the rabbit, looks at his H... then beats the hell out of the rabbit.
The deer is afraid and confused, he hides behind the coyote and says, "Bear, why did you do that to rabbit?" To which the bear replies, "Every time that mother ****er is on ecstacy he always wants me to run through the godamned woods with him."
A little later, they come across a coyote setting up lines. So the rabbit says, "Coyote, don't do drugs, run through the forest with us." The coyote looks at the lines, looks at the rabbit, looks at the lines... stands up and runs through the woods with the rabbit and deer.
Yet a little later, they all come across a bear boiling tar on a spoon. So, once again, the rabbit says, "Bear, don't do drugs, come run through the forest with us." The bear looks at his H, looks at the rabbit, looks at his H... then beats the hell out of the rabbit.
The deer is afraid and confused, he hides behind the coyote and says, "Bear, why did you do that to rabbit?" To which the bear replies, "Every time that mother ****er is on ecstacy he always wants me to run through the godamned woods with him."
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