up or down?
04-30-2004, 05:12 PM
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up or down?
At the Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an
elderly lady struck up a conversation and discovered that they both
loved to fish. Since both of them were widowed, they decided to go
fishing together the next day.
The gentleman picked the lady up, and they headed to the river to his
fishing boat and started out on their adventure.
They were riding down the river when there was a fork in the river,
and the gentleman asked the lady, "Do you want to go up or down?"
All of a sudden the lady stripped off her shirt and pants and made
mad passionate love to the man right there in the boat! When he
finished, the man couldn't believe what had just happened. They fished
for a while and continued on down the river, when soon
they came upon another fork in the river. He asked the lady, "Up or
Down?"
There she went again, stripped off her clothes, and made wild
passionate love to him again.
This really impressed the elderly gentleman, so he asked her to go
fishing again the next day. She said yes. There they were the next
day, riding in the boat when they came upon the fork in the river and
the elderly man asked "Up or Down?" The woman replied, "Down." A
little puzzled, the gentleman drove the boat down the river when he came upon
another fork in the river and he asked the lady, "Up or Down?"
She replied "Up."
This really confused the gentleman, so he asked, "What's the deal?
Yesterday, every time I asked you if you wanted to go up or down,
you made mad passionate love to me. Now today, nothing!"
She replied, "Well yesterday I wasn't wearing my hearing aid and I
thought the choices were 'F*CK or DROWN'
elderly lady struck up a conversation and discovered that they both
loved to fish. Since both of them were widowed, they decided to go
fishing together the next day.
The gentleman picked the lady up, and they headed to the river to his
fishing boat and started out on their adventure.
They were riding down the river when there was a fork in the river,
and the gentleman asked the lady, "Do you want to go up or down?"
All of a sudden the lady stripped off her shirt and pants and made
mad passionate love to the man right there in the boat! When he
finished, the man couldn't believe what had just happened. They fished
for a while and continued on down the river, when soon
they came upon another fork in the river. He asked the lady, "Up or
Down?"
There she went again, stripped off her clothes, and made wild
passionate love to him again.
This really impressed the elderly gentleman, so he asked her to go
fishing again the next day. She said yes. There they were the next
day, riding in the boat when they came upon the fork in the river and
the elderly man asked "Up or Down?" The woman replied, "Down." A
little puzzled, the gentleman drove the boat down the river when he came upon
another fork in the river and he asked the lady, "Up or Down?"
She replied "Up."
This really confused the gentleman, so he asked, "What's the deal?
Yesterday, every time I asked you if you wanted to go up or down,
you made mad passionate love to me. Now today, nothing!"
She replied, "Well yesterday I wasn't wearing my hearing aid and I
thought the choices were 'F*CK or DROWN'
Old ppl jokes are the best
