X-mas GiftLittle Johnnie had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired
of it. He decided to ask his shrink what to do? The shrink said, "Since
Christmas is coming up, you should ask Johnnie what he wants Santa to
bring him. If he cusses while he tells you his wish list, leave a pile
of dog **** in place of the gift or gifts he requests."

Two days before Christmas, Johnnie's father asked him what he wanted
for Christmas. I want a damn teddy-bear laying right beside me when I
wake-up. When I go downstairs I want to see a damn train going around
the damn tree. And when I go outside I want to see a damn bike leaning
up against the damn garage.

Christmas morning, Little Johnnie woke up and rolled over into a pile
of dog ****. Confused, he walked down stairs and saw another pile under
the tree. Scratching his head, he walked outside and saw a huge pile of
dog **** by the garage.

When Johnnie walked back inside with a curious look on his face, his
dad smiled and asked, "What did Santa bring you this year?"

Johnny replied, "I think I got a dog but I can't find the
son-of-a-bitch!"

 

that was hilarious

rome

 

i think whats even more hilarious is the percentage of chicks takin it in the pooper

 

Yeah the whole poll thing was kinda a spur of the minute thing but I hoped it added some much needed clas to the hole Joke!!!!!!