say u get pulled over by a speedtrap (hidden cop)- Be nice and talk to him, "How long have you been radaring there tonight?" pig says"10 minutes", or whatever he says. Then you say, "Well I got here as soon as possible."
or....same scenario, but with very little/no traffic
officer"why are you in a hurry, speeding, ect...." you"I'm trying to keep up w/ all the traffic." officer"theres no traffic." you "Thats because I'm so far behind!"
never hurts to try
:p

 

hey thats my line haha!!!!!