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Old Apr 6, 2004 | 12:24 PM
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A warning to all the fellas...

Ya know... I usually don't believe bullsh-t like this but I actually fell victim to this heinous ploy. If we don't stand together against this greater evil... who will?

WARNING



Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.



Many females use a date rape drug on the market called -(Beer). The drug is found in liquid form and available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large "kegs".



Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach.



After several Beers, men will often succumb to the desires to perform sexual acts on horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking Beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad "occurred.



At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam after Beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.



Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to this 'Beer' and the women administering it..... there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly affected like-minded guys.
Old Apr 6, 2004 | 12:26 PM
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Re: A warning to all the fellas...

Originally Posted by Ruff Ryder TX
Ya know... I usually don't believe bullsh-t like this but I actually fell victim to this heinous ploy. If we don't stand together against this greater evil... who will?

WARNING



Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.



Many females use a date rape drug on the market called -(Beer). The drug is found in liquid form and available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large "kegs".



Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach.



After several Beers, men will often succumb to the desires to perform sexual acts on horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking Beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad "occurred.



At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam after Beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.



Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to this 'Beer' and the women administering it..... there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly affected like-minded guys.
Old Apr 6, 2004 | 12:47 PM
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Re: A warning to all the fellas...

what's the number? i need to talk to someone
Old Apr 6, 2004 | 12:55 PM
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Re: A warning to all the fellas...

I know I'm a female...but that was "GREAT"
Old Apr 6, 2004 | 01:15 PM
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Re: A warning to all the fellas...

thats horrible! dont fall victim to this guys, i know a friend who was beer raped and hell never be the same, poor timmy
Old Apr 6, 2004 | 01:19 PM
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Re: A warning to all the fellas...

That is funny as hell!!!
Old Apr 6, 2004 | 01:47 PM
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Re: A warning to all the fellas...

hahahaha
Old Apr 6, 2004 | 02:10 PM
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Re: A warning to all the fellas...

hahahahahahahahaha........But to get all dat from BEER???? Nawwww, it better be a fifth of Remy Martin or Courvoisier
Old Apr 6, 2004 | 02:36 PM
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Old Apr 6, 2004 | 05:10 PM
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Re: A warning to all the fellas...

Damn! The word is out... must find a new plan of attack...this doesn't mean that I'm a bad person...I just run w/ the wrong crowd...who new that these actions would have such strong and destructive reprocusions!

I mean Beer, who knew!
Old Apr 6, 2004 | 06:40 PM
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yeah, that's exactly what i invented it for...now i just gotta figure out where the point of drunkeness is so severe that they can't get it up...
never believed it to be true til a month ago!
Old Apr 6, 2004 | 08:19 PM
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thats was great
Old Apr 8, 2004 | 02:05 PM
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Classic :YEAH
Old Apr 8, 2004 | 05:37 PM
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LoL classic dude :YEAH
Old Apr 14, 2004 | 12:52 PM
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