Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these Questions:

If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K = 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And: K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E = 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But: A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E = 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And: B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T = 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far *** kissing will take you: A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G = 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 127%

So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, Bullshit and *** Kissing will put you over the top.

I rest my case

 

i knew that if did it right it would pay off one day. and this just proves my point. thanks so much for showing me light to the right way of doing things. i will always think in this way from now on.

 

yes! im moving right to the top!

 

bang your boss = 158%

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